Okay here goes.

#1 I was arrested for walking through wet cement.

#2 I won a free trip to Disney world in Florida.

#3 I have a naked picture of Vincent Edwards (Ben Casey) hanging in my basement.

Edited July 28, 20197 yr by Linda Thomas

Number 3 is a lie unless you have a secret hidden room in the basement that your grandchildren don't know about.

I'm saying 1 is the lie. I can't see you getting arrested for anything and I know by your Sticks of the day that you have a naughty side lol

#2  I was going to choose this when I had lots of choice.

I don't think you won the trip.

 

 

 

Edited July 28, 20197 yr by Sazerac

I'm not voting because there's no more choices 🤨

It is #1.  I did accidentally walk through wet cement (because I was too busy looking at my butt in the store windows).  I happened to be working for the Sherrifs office and when I returned to work, they already knew about it and pretended to arrest me for a joke.

23 minutes ago, Jordan7 said:

Number 3 is a lie unless you have a secret hidden room in the basement that your grandchildren don't know about.

I do actually have that picture hanging but I pasted a fig leaf over his stick.

I do not know why I loved that guy.  I have all his Ben Casey series on CD and his music albums.  My girlfriends got me a Ben Casey doctor kit for retirement.

Ooh I'm up again. Lets see....

 

1. I've been to Hawaii twice

2. I've never had a passport

3. I've lived in five different states

5 minutes ago, Linda Thomas said:

I do actually have that picture hanging but I pasted a fig leaf over his stick.

I do not know why I loved that guy.  I have all his Ben Casey series on CD and his music albums.  My girlfriends got me a Ben Casey doctor kit for retirement.

 

Love it!  I'm happy to lose for a good cause.  

I am thinking #2.  You are saving that passport for when we go visit Reci, Doreen and Jo. 

7 minutes ago, Linda Thomas said:

I am thinking #2.  You are saving that passport for when we go visit Reci, Doreen and Jo. 

Woohoo....The QT World Tour!

 

I think 3 is the lie, because you have lived in multiples states, just not 5.

 

I would have said #2 also, but I was too busy looking up pictures of Ben Casey. 

I'll take the lie about Hawaii #1

3 is the lie, I've only lived in three different states

9 minutes ago, Jordan7 said:

I would have said #2 also, but I was too busy looking up pictures of Ben Casey. 

He is a hunk.  The naked picture he is in a Herculies pose.  

1. I paid for my first car with babysitting money and netball umpiring money.

2. I am graded to umpire two sports.

3. I have never umpired football (Aussie rules).

Edited July 28, 20197 yr by notsmokinjo

Ummm, I'll go with #3 as the lie.

I have to say number 3 also.  Isn't your football called something else?  

I'll take a chance on #2 is the lie, for no good reason.

OK ......... I'll go with #1 (I guess). I don't know what umpiring netball pays but probably not a lot. Baby sitting is sh*t pay too, back in the day anyway so a car?? Ummmm......... not too sure about that.

We have a winner.... Saz you up again. 

 

1. My first car, the wonderful Betty Banana was older than me and bought off a little old lady for $1600....babysitting was only $5 an hour, but because I was an a grade netball umpire I was getting up to $30 a game and umpiring Sat mornings and 3 nights a week.

2. I am only graded to umpire netball, 1 game off my level 1 for softball though.

3. I have goal umpired and boandary umpired many games of football.

 

@Linda Thomas we have 3 sports here we call footy/football and none of them are Gridiron (which is what we call what you play. I follow Aussie Rules (AFL) which is a sport we invented and the best sport on earth...then we have Rugby League, aka league, or NRL...which is the main code in NSW & Qld .... We also play union (rubgy union) but it's not as popular...and then we have Soccer.

 

1 hour ago, notsmokinjo said:

football and none of them are Gridiron

That mean your guys are walking around with their brains intact after they retire.

I know a policeman (not counting @bakon)

I know a bail bondsman

I know a judge

Oh...eenie, Meenie, mynnie, Mo.....I'm pick 2 cos I really do not know.

@Linda Thomas we have some players with brain damage from concussions but not as many as your code, plus our guys aren't all suited up in helmets and padding. I do think the helmets actual make the concussions worse sometimes.