I am posting in the wrong thread! I have nothing to confess! :angel:  :angel:  :angel:

I confess to never having thought so hard about footwear and its connotations..

 

I confess to never having heard of a cooch either - I though it might Canadian for sofa....

I confess to having a clean fairy (that's what we had to call it as children :)

 

But owning a pair of flip flops

 

I also confess to bruising ones fairy when falling off bicycle while doing a backy(2 people) when told not to, that took some explaining as I was 9

 

Also confess to showing my fairy to cousin when I was 5 and he was 7 I can't remember it but he always reminds me the little git!

 

As I got older I then called fairy my foo foo :)

 

Why I am confessing this I confess I don't know 

O.m.g Tracey......I'm splitting my sides here......behave.....

I confess to never having thought so hard about footwear and its connotations..

 

I confess to never having heard of a cooch either - I though it might Canadian for sofa....

That is couch, not cooch. Lol.

 

I confess that I'd rather own a house right now than get married...

Leann back on confessions that are not g rated.

 

 

Frez flops are fine. But only at home or beach. Otherwise it's a dirty bird. Bakon rule #69

Dirty birds have their place too. But not in public also

I confess I am sitting in waiting room and woman here has nice sandles with red webbing and looks like rope soles. Her toenails are a matching light red. Not whore red or shiney red. Pant cut off right below knee to show calf too.

 

Couldn't have taken more than a minute to put on these sandles over the two seconds flippers take to put on. Not a dirty bird.

 

I can't call it a fairy because here fairies have danglers and like other danglers

Fags aren't smokes either

I also confess I would like to call the lady working here the bad word for cooch. She is giving me the paperwork run around over some bs billing for work comp blood draw. Ten times here and this window licker can't figure out how they did it last nine times and wants me to figure it out. I don't know how they bill, I show up. They take blood. I leave. Doctor gives results in week. Do your own job don't ask me to do it. Damn dirty bird

I confess that I like reading this thread, some funny stuff lol

I confess that I'm vain.  One of the seven deadly sins, no???  Did you ever see that movie?? Creepy.  it was the last scary movie I saw.  Can't handle that scary stuff 

I confess to missing a few from the other board, but not all.

I miss a few too.  :(

I confess I still PM Anna from there I started to post a little bit but only on SOS or celebration or pledge for the people I am familiar with

 

I do miss some people there but I do not miss the drama one little bit!

i punched a zebra at a drive through   animal park    it had its head in the passenger window and was trying to bite me  i pushed it away like 5 times the 6 time i punched it left and didnt try to bite me anymore this was in 1998     opps     true storie 

There's an image Sarge will never forget: Jimmy punching a Zebra.

 

 

Easy Peasy

Confession- If I ever think about smoking - I'm just gonna punch a zebra instead

 

Oh - I talk to Anna over there AND post on the cat thread .... Am now going into witness protection to get away from Bakon

 

There's an image Sarge will never forget: Jimmy punching a Zebra.

Easy Peasy

Quite.

That's a good one.

oh funny stuff, made me chuckle tonight. Jimmy, really??  Didn't see that coming (bet the zebra said the same). x

I confess that I judge others harshly.

And that I do not give enough money to charity