July 15, 201412 yr so where you going? taking any tranny clothes? short dresses? soap on a rope? if you say austrailia then your just exchanging islands. silly speak in both places. if you say joining circus, take me with you. sounds fun. if you say texas, then your a window licker. nothing in texas but heat. cost a bunch so I think its beauty school. I saw grease and olivia didn't do well in beauty school. I think you will get kicked out too. or are you coming to America? I don't think so either, don't need three months off to visit....mysterious ..... I am going with jail or circus.....or American army but boot camp is four months now I think,
July 15, 201412 yr Ugh, traveling for work, ate fish n chips for lunch and now having chips n salsa. Gosh! When in Rome..(or Chicago)
July 15, 201412 yr I confess that most of the time, I am not listening to the conversation and instead I am thinking about something else. :0
July 16, 201412 yr I bribed my goat boy tonight...he has been begging me for something off Amazon. Sure, take a shower, scrub your toenails (don't ask), cut your toenails (I swear, you have never seen toenails so long), put on some deodorant and then we'll talk...lol
July 17, 201412 yr I confess, I really think sleep is my fave activity. Really tired and do not want to get my azz up.
July 17, 201412 yr I confess I am going to use my wife as excuse to leave a guys weekend early. Mother in law staying with her, but she doesn't know whats going on as far as what wife eats and acts like during this week. Reason I want to leave early, sleeping sucks there. Motorcycle ride weekend, but these guys tire after two hours, want to sit around. Then they drink beer, which I like, but then they snore, which I cant stand. Place is a fixed up cabin/house/trailer. Ok, clean enough. But I am to old for top bunk. Rather drive home at midnight, which I wont after a few beers, but I will leave early.
July 19, 201412 yr Tracey the only guess I have is Austria just from the picture of a man in dress, eurivision winner lol bet I'm miles off, anyway I get you are heading off somewhere for 3 months, have a good time.
July 20, 201412 yr Tracey the only guess I have is Austria just from the picture of a man in dress, eurivision winner lol bet I'm miles off, anyway I get you are heading off somewhere for 3 months, have a good time. I havnt a clue either......
July 24, 201412 yr I steal lemons from the farms on the other side of the motorway. And I have pictures to prove it
July 26, 201412 yr Author I confess I am so busy I don't know where my head is or my ass ends Less than 24 hours to move stuff out of house, pack for vacation, pack and go away with work for 8 days, sort out car tests, visits, banks, travel back from London today etc etc I confess to being overwhelmed Roll on 6 Aug I also confess.... to nicking someone's washing off the line and me and friend running around camp in them and putting a said undergarment onto our squadron flag pole and have it swinging in the wind I was questioned the next day by my warrant officer did I know anything about it as he knows what I am like, I confess I did not confess :)
July 27, 201412 yr I had my little brother with take a empty beer bottle up to the bar and have it filled with sprite and give it to our stepbrother joe he hates sprite it was funny I o wed him a joke at the time
July 30, 201412 yr I had my little brother with take a empty beer bottle up to the bar and have it filled with sprite and give it to our stepbrother joe he hates sprite it was funny I o wed him a joke at the time I wasn't sure where you were going at first with the empty beer bottle story ;-)
July 30, 201412 yr Sometimes I think MQ needs a knuckle sandwich. :D Sometimes I think you need a whoopin'.
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