Went up into Michigan and started playing Mailbox Baseball.  We were in the back of a pick up truck.  Soon another couple of pickup trucks were following us.  They trapped us in a neighborhood and pulled shotguns out on us and told us to get out of the truck.  They thought that we drove by their house and shot at there house.  I guess when we drove by and hit their mailbox...it sounded like a gun.  Instead of beating our a**... they called the cops.  We had to ride around with the cops and show him all of the mailboxes that we hit.  Then he took us to the station and called our parents.

 

PS.  The underwear that I was wearing were no longer wearable.

 

Mic dropped.

I speak German non-fluently.

I can order a beer, and tell you to go straight and take the first left, also good evening, good morning, good apatite, but I got better Germany stories than fumbling the language....

 

 

 

Did it on the Porta Nigra, well almost but we did do some heavy petting....at 3am after 37 German beers with a German college student (22 myself at time and she had her own apartment)...

I speak German non-fluently.

 

Seriously, it's the only way.

I confess I love the song from lady gaga 'alejandro' just the smoking part should be cut out lol

Not really a confession but ... I'm over two years smoke free (happily I might add) and I still dream of smoking. In fact, in 90% of my dreams I'm a smoker - normally a once a month or "social smoker" kind of person (btw this would never happen in my real life, I'm definitely a puff away from a pack a day!). It's never really the main point of my dream but it's always in the background somewhere. I think it's because I had one of Sarges "easy" quits and didn't really miss smoking or crave it - my subconscious however, has other ideas (hence the dreams). Either way it doesn't bother me - just after opinions! :)

Not really a confession but ... I'm over two years smoke free (happily I might add) and I still dream of smoking. In fact, in 90% of my dreams I'm a smoker - normally a once a month or "social smoker" kind of person

 

Wow! I'm nearly the same, and I've actually been meaning to write about it. The difference (if it really is) for me is that I have this strange sense of what I'll call "dream continuity" which happens in several different types of my recurring dreams, where when I have the dream I remember the past as though it were real and unbroken, the same way that when you wake up in the morning you pick up your reality from where you left off last night. In the smoking types, I dream that I'm smoking and am shocked, and then I remember that I've ALWAYS been having the occasional cigarette ever since I "quit", and without becoming hooked again. Then I get confused, because I remember that I don't believe that's possible and that I know I'm an addict. When I wake up, it takes me a second to remember that no, I actually haven't been "social" smoking.

 

My theory is that these dreams happen because I only quit once, and so I've never experienced what it's like to relapse (knock wood!). And even though my rational mind knows I'm an addict, my subconscious just can't quite believe it. Then again, I smoked in my dreams before I ever did in real life too, so maybe I'm just weird.

Dancing in bedroom like a loon, headphones on, music blaring mum thinks I'm watching tv, 45 and still hiding my craziness from my mother lmao