I confess that I curse in my head quite often.

And also out loud when talking to my hb.   Like a sailor.

I confess I got the dog BUT he might not work out cause duke is being pissy about him and the pup is trying to hump lady and he is whiny 

That dog is adorable!   I hope it works out.   Sometimes if you give it a few days they get to know each other and settle down.

I confess that I like to cuss and I don't care what the hell people think about it.

I confess ...

 

at school we had swimming classes 

 

each time you passed a test you got a different colour ribbon to sew on your swimming costume

 

red was for you swimming a width of the pool

yellow for swimming the length of the pool

blue

green

bronze

silver

gold

 

at the start of the lessons everyone was in the non swimmers group as the weeks by the non swimmers group got smaller and smaller and I was still in this group

 

eventually I thought sod this my friends are all in the other groups - so I cheated and got some red ribbon and sewn it on my costume so I could be with them

 

HOLY CAT FLAP BATMAN!!

 

that week the reds had to go for their yellows!!

 

shit the bed -we had to get in the deep end of the pool and swim the full length of the pool to the shallow end!

 

obviously I am still here so did not drown and I earned my yellow ribbon legitimately that day but I am still a crap swimmer to this day and never advanced from yellow LOL

I confess

 

to wearing a kilt at the drop of a hat

to being proud of Scottish roots

to really enjoy teasing the English

 

 

 

to thinking that Scottish independence is the stupidest idea that I have ever heard...

I confess to flinging the dog shit on the boundaries back into neighbors yard. My dogs have e-collars and would never do it on line. Neighbors sidewalk about four feet from line and lazy never taught dog to stay off leash so guess how long his leash is?

 

Correct answer and jimmy will let you off bus

I confess to once stealing quite a few prawns that my mum had defrosted for a prawn salad that night. My uncle Neil paid a visit, dad assumed it was our Neil, I didn't correct him...phew, feel better confessing..lol

 

Once two timed in my late teens....never got caught, phew.

I almost got in fight at dog food store today. Big mouth 70 year man cut the line. Little girl broke it up

True story

I confess I got the dog BUT he might not work out cause duke is being pissy about him and the pup is trying to hump lady and he is whiny 

Is he a beagle.  He is too cute, but we had to give away a beagle once.  :(

I confess that I want to move back to San Diego waaaayyyy more than my husband realizes.

 

I am in fact trying to think of a way I can live in both places.  I have actually created a schedule when I would be in Cali and in CO.  The school year is a huge obstacle, so I may have to wait a few more years til my kids graduate.  I'm not sure how many more Colorado winters (as mild as they may be) this beach girl has left in her.  My second choice is winters in Arizona.  Third choice is Texas, then maybe South Carolina.  I think I need to visit South Carolina in the midst of summer before I choose there though - I loved it in October and May. :)

I confess that I want to move back to San Diego waaaayyyy more than my husband realizes.

 

I am in fact trying to think of a way I can live in both places.  I have actually created a schedule when I would be in Cali and in CO.  The school year is a huge obstacle, so I may have to wait a few more years til my kids graduate.  I'm not sure how many more Colorado winters (as mild as they may be) this beach girl has left in her.  My second choice is winters in Arizona.  Third choice is Texas, then maybe South Carolina.  I think I need to visit South Carolina in the midst of summer before I choose there though - I loved it in October and May. :)

San Diego? Sounds like Heaven.

my pup is a coonhound/husky

 

Is he a beagle.  He is too cute, but we had to give away a beagle once.   :(

more dirty confessions start here. don't post you stole gum, confess you stole the gum out of a girls mouth in the back of a church.....

 

 

 

I have done it on the Porta Nigra with a German girl I cant remember her name to save my life now. One month fling in my last months in the Army, heavy party time of year on top of partying to get out and being 23 with a cast iron liver and no hangovers then. 

 

 

From Google. look it up for picture....The Porta Nigra is a large Roman city gate in Trier, Germany. It is today the largest Roman city gate north of the Alps. Opened AD 400. Was all fenced but we got in at midnight and went up top....

In my younger forces days I woke up with who I thought was a friend sucking my big toe

 

I freaked the he'll out, kicked him in the face and ran out the block into the car park in my underwear!

 

On return he was gone and he avoided me for years lol

 

I shiver now  if I hear about sucking toes ewwwww freaks me out still

Damn I didn't know I would ever get your name. I am the toe fetish guy. I thought you were German. Why the crazy accent when you drink and the broken English?

I do love women's feet but hate flip flops in public. Sandal or high heels rule but those dirty nasty worn out flip flops are disgusting. I will suck a toe in a second except when flapping around in those crap smackers. I told my wife any woman wearing flip flops should wear a sign that says "I didn't wash my cooch today either" to lazy to put on nice shoes I know your privates are dirty too.

hey I wear flip flops!!!* :blink:  :P I hate shoes to be honest they are confining and hot.....although I typically wear flip flops mostly around the house and maybe a quick trip to the store or the beach of course not much of a sandal girl rather walk around in bare feet if I had a choice but there is too much crap to step on in public.

 

 

*just a disclaimer I do wash my hooha  and change my underwear daily or more if I run 

I confess that i like money

CONFESSION: The Sarge publicly says he doesn't care about The Count and abandoned his ticker and his manual count ... but every 3 or 4 months he secretly visits a date calculator to see how long it's been since his last. [1]

 

 

 

 

Easy Peasy

 

 

FOOTNOTE:

[1] 956 - approaching 1,000 days.

I confess the footnotes are another reason you should ride the little bus. First reason is third person speak. Number 2 your from ohio.

That's three strikes for window licker runner who leans to one side from lack of sack filler. Jimmy come pick up the goofy kid with a homemade grill.

Frez flops are for dirty kitties

I do love women's feet but hate flip flops in public. Sandal or high heels rule but those dirty nasty worn out flip flops are disgusting. I will suck a toe in a second except when flapping around in those crap smackers. I told my wife any woman wearing flip flops should wear a sign that says "I didn't wash my cooch today either" to lazy to put on nice shoes I know your privates are dirty too.

Eww' just eww lol

I confess the footnotes are another reason you should ride the little bus. First reason is third person speak. Number 2 your from ohio.

That's three strikes for window licker runner who leans to one side from lack of sack filler. Jimmy come pick up the goofy kid with a homemade grill.

 

Mmmmmmmmmmm... window glass ... [1]

 

 

 

Easy Peasy

 

FOOTNOTES

[1] Tastes great AND Less filling!