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I have a cunning plan...courtesy of my first trimester quit insanity/insomnia...and it doesn't even require spiders, or snakes, or drop bears Oh and I wouldn't be dissin Vegemite, it's grouse as, you'll soon be eating it for breakfast, lunch and tea...and you'll be happy about it!

Down here the telephone game is called Chinese Whispers. Yep George HW pissed us off with his up yours....but he pissed the Japs off more by chundering on their pm.

So far this week we have had all the Saw movies...now it's the Hellraiser movies.

Hey @Boo you sure they didn't say the peace sign was the up yours...cos that's kinda true...if you give the peace sign down here but with the back or your hand facing out that's the same as flipping someone the bird...

O know it's a double up but

Do they have a mercy rule in baseball....although how awesome would a 2 down last dig rally be?...and would @Boo or @garry mhudsonmh survive it? Wait if they hadda got a doughnut would they have had to drop their dax and run a lap of the diamond...now there's a plan to increase female membership.

Oh...praccy sessions and qualifiers have started at Bathurst.....I can smell the burnt rubber at the Cutting from here...enjoy ya weekend @Cbdave....just think I might if had a parade and public holiday for me birfdee but you get the tourers every year for ya Anni...well played ..... Oh and Brockie was Victorian,just saying ....wot camp you fall into? Just Holden Together or Fixed or Repaired Daily? Odd spot...as a Billy lid I thought Marlboro was a brand of racing car and I thought Benson and Hedges was a brand of cricket bats.

I thought "the plan" was supposed to be a secret

^False..... "Thumbs up"... Is good, well done, goodonya....use ya memes without fear. Did some Aussie tell ya that?...cos they were probably just havin a lend of ya...cos that's pretty funny.....although until we got flooded with yanky tv shows in the 80s the 2 fingered salute (ala the poms at Agincourt) was the preferred offensive hand gesture...even as a little tacker I knew that was bad (the reverse V for victory) but I remember wondering what was so bad about the single finger.. then in 90s they were interchangeable...but now the one finger is the more common....which I get, we are essentially lazy so one finger is easier than 2. Just remember....this is the country where we call our mates cvnts and people we hate mate ....so if you were confident in ya friendship you could use the up yours finger an be cherries anyway.

Thanks all.

She'll be right Dors...I can pull out proppa English sorta kinda if I need.

Considering I type how I speak an I speak Strayn (aka Strine)....ask if me jibberish makes no bloody sense an I'll learn ya real good. You will need it peeps, for when Straya takes over the world... You've bin warned...it's commin'...we already have hollywood and Asgard.

I'm doneski.... Think I need to build a special translation thread for @Cbdave's woohoo.....he'll get it...and I didn't even have a dig at his shitty northern beer...too bloody sweet....not Hoppy enough by a long shot, beer should be bitter, preferably Melbourne or Vic Now I know we are sposed to be doing our own woohoos but seriously it's our Nope-master... he deserves a spesh woohoo.

G'day mate, woohoo starts ya day today. Congratulations @Cbdave...our favourite banana bending pusser and very own King of the QT Mount NOPErama. You bloody ripper, 4 years is a sensational quit. And just think you got 4 under your belt before Tander did and just between you, me and the board I reckon Brockie's record will be topped by you in next to no time. So sit back me cobber, stick ya feet up and pull ya an icy cold pint of the gold stuff (pulled a few strings and got ya fave on tap for this shindig)... Yes, I even hooked ya up in the kitchen, all the best party food is spread out, fairy bread, party pies, little boys, chochie crackles, honey joys, party sausage rolls an cos we are a classy bunch a sh1t load of cabana and cheese cubes. So we'll bloody done and thanks for starting all our days with a g'day and all you do to keep a smile on our dials and a smoke outa our lives. You're a bonza bloke, fully sick and bloody grouse!

Congrats MQ and just wanna say I'm stoked you quit and gave back to the world with this site....just look at all the lives you have touched and saved.

Oh... @Sazerac....our sparkling newbie thunk it....I just ran with it. No stop interrupting me I am building a very important new thread

I actually, decided to answer her enquiry with.... Well do you take American dollars at your shop? NOPE.... pretty sure it would be nice to just get some Canadian money and use that. Did I answer good?

@reciprocity??? @jillar???? @Linda Thomas??? @Rozuki????

If you are travelling from the USA to just over the Canadian boarder (yes she has a Visa) do you need to change your money from US$ to Canadian $ or can you just use the US dollars. Thanks heaps. No its not me, or the kid... sorry to disappoint.... I know ya all totes devo that I'm not venturing to your shores.

Oh...thanks for the reminder....need to renew the license....tomorrow.

do you think maybe he went blind and now he can't see to post ... I'm sure that's one of the side effects.

Gettin married? We plan awesome weddings, just ask @Boo... Never would have made it down the aisle without the Girls of the QT.

If I suddenly grew a willy would I ever stop playing with it?

On me way home...once I get there and cook dinner...spag Bol if anyone's interested....my Tuesday is doneski