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Dumb and Dumber That's a bad white boy, man

Wonder if Mac needs a bar b1tch who knows all the words to the songs? (Didn't say she could sing)

. So z, ds n Recipe please! Have been buying big Canadian scallops for the kid once a week and looking for something different to do. Will defo give Jill's bacon wrapped pineapple a whirl on the barbie...filipino style pineapple joice pork spare ribs are aeesome on the barbie. Oh any you mob tried a pineapple ring with an egg cracked into the middle on the barbie? Frickin awesome. So @reciprocity I just notice that I didn't set an end date, so off to fix that now....let's give it to this satdee arvo.

Whenever I'm away from the boards I'm paranoid peeps are gunna think I've relapsed...Its not like I don't have form (i threw away a 6+ year quit)....and when i first quit i always figured if i relapsed id just walk away and vanish, may have even said that once....but 2.5 years smoke free...if I suddenly have a total frickin brain fart and smoke, ill be back, cap in hand, baring my soul as i reboot and free myself again. I want to be smoke free. While I might not quite be at the lovin meself stage, I certainly respect myself enough and most of the time like meself enough to want this freedom for myself. I think that's a key difference, I want this for me...not because some other pets o n said I should but because I want it. Everyone wants to quit when they quit but you need to want it for yourself, not for your hubby or the kids or the parents or because the doctor said.

Reading.... smut Watching...tripe Listening to....lots of different things.

What he said

Cos sometimes the boy sings too..

I know I promised a Mac the Knife one and it's coming...this is has been prompted by the passing of Dame Vera Lynn .... Predictions the Brits and t there commonwealth minions will vote Vera... @Boo if he pops in will struggle with wanting to vote for the original and voting for his by Johnny. This song is special for me as it is the last song played before our local dawn service begins each year. SO here are the offerings... 1. Vera Lynn 2. Johnny Cash 3. The Byrds 4. The Australian Army Lancer Band (Cos I have to have an Aussie)

Vale Vera Lynn .... you had a great innings and kept the spirit of the whole commonwealth up during the war and again 75 years later.

Turnstiles

Most stuff is now opened, except the boarders between most of the states. Looks like they'll reopen next month unless there is a second wave. Most of our new cases are from overseas travellers in quarantine...although we are expecting a post protest spike in the next week or so. @johnny5...keeping you and your grandma in my thoughts.

Tapioca

Altoona C men's team during the 2014 season final...great way to loose the flag, disqualified for fighting. Why do the excel colours on the screen not print on the black n white printer.

Aren't rules meant to be broken?

Crocheting a shopping bag

Does she hair or steel wool

Nope... well I'm guessing cos I don't eat these flat disks of yuck

Has anyone else clocked how young frickin Usher looks?

Yay @Boo both are exactly right. What's the sport movie where they are German pows and they escape during a soccer game?

I'm playing the SLOX....and x=21 21 Jump Strret

Don't shit where ya sleep

When a fart is real rank don't you say "that fart needs a postcode/zip code"? (If it's real bad it needs an international dialing code)

If you swallow watermelon seeds and fart can you shoot the dog?

Did the fart have a postcode?

Don't you just love auto-incorrect? (Weegie, a Feijoa is about the size of a small chook egg. You cut it in half and eat it like a kiwi fruit. It tastes like a cross between a pineapple and a guava and has the texture of a pear. You can make yummy jam from them and even cakes)