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15...me.

14...counting in moderation, I did my time in the COSA program.

Oh..yay...me... digging into the bag of goodies that make up all things Jo...... When i was drunk ... 1) I would think I had amazing gymnastic skills and try to do tumble lines that ended in disaster and injuries that I would realise until the next morning. 2) I would scrounge a pen from the bar, write a letter on the back of a coaster stick a stamp on it, pull a random name and address from the phone book and send it. (Omg remember when there were public phones with phone books, them were the days) 3) I would conduct random yes/no dunny polls which involved me (And my cousins' gurlfriends who i may or may not have been corrupting) blocking entrance to the blokes loo until they answered the question of the night.

And then again it may never progress and you might be one of the lucky ones. Just think the longer it stays inactive the more advances can be made in treatments. Kud o s on having such a positive attitude and living your life to yhe fullest, thats more than half if every battle.

I'm guessing 3 is the lie cos that's all that's left. (I really think 2 is the lie cos you have more t h an 1 cat, not enough to qualify as a crazy cat lady but defo more than 1....besides if you had just one cat, how could you avoid saying .... me and my pvssy at least once a day in the what are you doing thread....me n my pvssy are enjoying the latest Hemsworth film...)

Yes. Do you think you can feel the covid germs crawling on you?

Only if ya on stilnox. Why do we say we're "on" the bus when we are really in it.

Omg...they are all such crap options...um I'll just go for the truth sanga and say 2 is the lie.

Dumb and Dumber "When you need me, but do not want me, then I must stay. When you want me, but no longer need me, then I have to go."

Nope...not during lockdown 2.0....not while livjng in Co-Vic....not ever , forever !

Times just a relative abstract so does it really matter? Why is a top when it spins?

Did you just confess to shittin the bed?

Thanks @Cbdave.... I think I needed to hear/read those words of support because as crazy as it sounds I've been feeling a bit ostracized by the other states. It kindof sucks that we were the last to lift restrictions and everuone else was laughing at us for it but we are the ones to get the 2nd wave, not that is want any of you other mob to cop it. Hope your son gets a negative result and is managing ok. 39 mins left and we are back to lockdown. @reciprocity....maybe things will ease up a bit on Canada before your mum's birthday.

They got the death penalty. How much can a Koala bare?

Would you shit where you sleep?

Overboard "And hell is just a sauna."

Nope, cos chicken wings are cooked in the oven or on the barbie anywho do you have a problem with lying?

Less is more

"The good oil" means a hot tip. Do you not say that up north?

The good oil reckons ya have a good chance of a win. What's stopping you? (Translation for @Mac#23 : if you go and play you will win the current round. So what is stopping you from joining in?)

I think Macca should come play the 2 truths and a lie game, don't you?

Um..one of the wees will know but I think it means working..... @WeegieWoman or @Wee fluffy me???? Am I on the money? On the money = to be right.

I dunno @reciprocity I reckon may be @Mac#23 too much of a choir boy to tell a lie, even if it is just get shits n giggles.

14

When she says, "Go to bed, I'll finish cooking the stuff".....make sure she is putting the bread dough in the oven and not the already cooked meals, complete with plastic lids, that were just cooling enough to go in the fridge.