Everything posted by notsmokinjo
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What movie title best describes your farts?
BURN
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There was fairy bread and chocolate crackles....do you think I left the buffet?
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Corona Virus... the great global pandemic
724 yesterday Doreen....it's breaking my heart and I am so frickin angry. So a large portion of those are people in nursing homes 😢🤬. ...why because staff who work at 5 different homes are still going to work with a positive result..... yesterday there were 8 people who when the cops knocked on there doors to make sure they were isoing cos they had a positive result weren't home because they were at work. For Farks Sake!!!!!!!......the government is paying them to stay home!!!!!!.....then there were more not even home who knows where they are. I am just so angry. My area has the 2nd highest case numbers....now Melbourne is split by a river, the Yarra, the highest cases numbers are West of the yarra...which is the blue collar, working class side...also has a very multicultural demographic. We have 3 hospitals with icu facilities, 1 in an area outside the restriction zone so we can't go there....east of the yarra tends to be a bit better off...and there are 16 hospitals with icu...I'm just getting so angry....and racist....I consider myself fairly left leaning and bleeding heart lib BUT if even I am getting angry at specific groups you can imagine the anger and simmering from the big and the right....i feel like I'm on a social powder keg that's about to blow. Kind of a bit fed up with going to work for 8 hours a day with people i hate then going home to a house I can't leave with people I hate....im just stuck with them...all the frickin time....there is no escaping the arseholes.
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Didn't we have play that at my lido deck party?
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##New game## ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Because it takes more skill to kick an oval footy than it does to kick a round ball. Why do foods shaped like balls taste so good?
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Is anybody else singing "everybody shuffeling" in their head?
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##New game## ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Cos no one ever taught him how to do a drop punt or a torpedo. Why do they all gridiron football when there is so very little kicking of the ball involved?
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What's wrong with using ya hands?
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Do you seriously outsource shuffling to an inanimate object?
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Is it any good?
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##New game## ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Cos he stops to hold up stupid signs. Why did dastardly never win in wacky racers?
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Get a shuffler?
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##New game## ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
Nothing if ya salad is ya entree but if it's ya main...there will be tsk-ing from the snobs. Why do s o many tea cups have flowers on them?
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Can you shuffle?
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Do ya think they'd be even?
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Why make things easy?
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Isn't it like a get out of jail free card?
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Corona Virus... the great global pandemic
Hope the ripple isn't too bad @Cbdave....stay safe. Never realised how many selfish buggers we have.
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What are you doing right now
A children's comedy, and not a very good one at that.
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Game *The answer is a question*
How about a chance card?
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Thinking about quitting tomorrow.
Go for it mate....it's the greatest gift you will ever give yourself. You have a whole train of crazy here in your corner to keep you on track. Don't focus on ya lost quits, other than to know what your triggers were and how to get passed them. Remember you o not have to quit for one day, and repeat that every 24 hours.
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The Covid-19 playlist
- What are you doing right now
Wondering if @Mac#23 should be hand i ng in his man card for his movie choice.- non-smoking DOGS
- Do our 2020 Quitters have a name?
I'm happy to have a crack at it...no sweet talking needed. - What are you doing right now