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I never hot to watch this vos the footy replays were on...

Cos its too skin to put anything on.. It all just falls off, stupid flat screens. When will a comet wipe out all trace of man?

Just checkin ..... y's next yeah?

I'm just surprised that Reci hasn't been postin his kinda Babe, LA LA lah

Wondering if my absences from the games were acceptable when this was he result?

Celebratin in me head cis its only 3 more sleeps until the footy season starts.

Coffee 6 for the day coming up.

Opps... OK you rabid rabbit .... Here's a V ....

**** BREAKING NEWS * BREAKING NEWS * BREAKING NEWS **** ** SANCTITY OF SACRED BASTION BREECHED BY BUNNY’S LOOP HOLE ** Sorties into the Sticks’ sacred bastion, Babe of the Day, have always been met with swift resistance and rallying of the troops and a prompt shutting down of those pesky Chick interlopers. Firm reprimands and outright threats have seen all those who wished to infiltrate quickly driven off. Who really wants to be thrown from a moving train? Her highness, the lovely Lady Doreen has been tolerated due to her benevolence (and administrative clout) but all other Chicks have been given quick shift to move along. All other chicks that is, until Jillar the Wonder Bunny. Or is she really a bunny boiler? Jillar’s first attack to the status quo came earlier this month however her initial incursion seems to have been just a testing of the waters. Things intensified last Wednesday with a rather delicious babe of the beef cake variety being posted. Despite some attempts to cast aspersions as to his sexuality it quickly became clear the Chicks don’t really care who he’s batting for as long as he looks lickable likeable. To say the Sticks weren’t too pleased with this pollution of their wank bank would be putting it mildly. There were some grumblings and rampant postings to move the offending image along but alas (for the sticks) Wednesday was just the first volley and a consistent daily posting of Babe’s that come complete with their own bat and balls. Boo et al have been most perturbed by this change to their beloved thread. Confidential sources have confirmed that this diversification of a thread they hold sacred has led to many tears but fear not they all had Kleenex close at hand. While its clear that complaints have been made through the official channels and the Chicks, led by Jillar, have been asked to desist and create their own thread the standoff continues. Jillar, quite correctly, pointed out that nowhere does the thread (in name, tags or instructional first post) indicate that it is a Chick of the Day thread, only a Babe of the Day. She has in fact committed no infractions. Management and the Commissioner are yet to wade into the debate as the Sticks so far have either conceded to logic or maintained the stance of whinging but not debating the issue. Speaking of those waving the white flag, confidential sources have also confirmed there are those in the Sticks camp not happy with a certain scarred white tiger who openly accepted Jillar’s defence that Babe of the Day meant blokes too. Yes it’s a technicality and a loop hole (trust the bunny to find the hole, that rascally rabbit) but his public acceptance of it has severely diminished any future defence the Sticks may need to mount should this escalate. What fails to be seen is if Boo and his boys retaliate or challenge Jillar’s seemingly smooth incursion and habitation of the thread? Will there be repercussions for her audacity? How will Whispers waving of the white flag be dealt with??? Watch this space for updates as the story develops.

Water...... Really had ta think then cos could only think of 1 thing... Without an C something alcoholic you like to drink

William & Sparkles' Magical Tales

WD40 Without an A ... A fruit

Strawberry an rum... We got plain or peppermint... Rum sounds good.

G'day Ontha... First person makes 3 statements .. 2 are the truth an 1sa lie.... The rest if av a guess or get their inna Sherlock on (mines more a kinda inna Gadget) an ifya pick the lie you win an its your turn ta make the 3 statements... If noone gets it right the first person hazta ask again...

Don't just hate it when coppas don't give up the persuit... Bet you were wushin you could flash.

Let's start the week right.... NOPE ( Yeah, chill Jill I know Sundee is the start of the week but worjwise, for most, its Mundee)

Research fir the new article OR the fumes from the rubbing alcohol let me have nearly 6 hours sleep...

3 the lie cos at 6 foot size 7 hooffers do not a stable base make, ya need more of a platform to prevent toppling over an all...so by the mete laws of physics ya hoofs need ta be bigger...unless ya freak an then I'm sorry you have teeny tiny feet, maybe you had Chinese foot binding as a lid.

2 is a porky pie... I didn't Mary my first love cis he was a fictional character.

2 Sepos, a Pom, 2 Scotts an a Skip get on a train... The train becomes awesomer...... Omg just got a hot tip from my confidential source so I need to go work on my article for breaking news.... Mwahahahahàaaaaa

That's cos we are awesome... An everyone else just aspires to our greatness... And our modesty an humility us pretty frickin impressive too.?????????

I cede to Weegie cis she already asked. Don't you like playing with MD an fluffy anymore??

1 is the lie

The bloke with the greenest fingers. The St Andrew's cross is linked to 2 things, Scotland and a bondage apparatus... Is there a connection?