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melody is next egg. most women don't fart, they don't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure heard one lay a nice loud fart at store the other day, looking at Tinkerbell floor mats- called her stinkerbell. Wife didn't like new nickname and punched me with that mood ring again. Still works, left a red mark on my forehead.

eggs are all approved. never any question

don't time it, just wait till wife quits waving hand and I know smell is gone.

dumm dumm

Cat. Poop in a box animal. Same stupid thing

Cool handle

Nice FB Now tell us about your life dressing as a woman. I think I would like some of the silky things.

Ava is a Jen. Lots of eggs named Jen. Guyinskirt. Fatboy. Nice. Fat chick can be offensive.

Polish holly with the ski? And your a boob? I love boobs and Pollocks . The best bowling teams have both.

I did the Germany flight smoking, few times. On military hops they might not have let us. Can't rembrr We were allowed to smoke in hschool outside

I think Barry is good but the dad is the best

Put cat back in bag. Things are dirty

place was good to me for long time, don't want to blow it up, but shame it is headed down, kind of sad. like to pull my STARTING NOW thread off it but it ok to fade out too.

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a day? that's insane

I like peanut butter and jelly, thinking of change.

Markus's dog is back too instead of the hippy from tv.

Nancy cant steal anymore? Think I gave 20 out today and never ran out.

Made a long post to the other site, they were discussing this place. by the time I hit send, it was locked.

Everyone approved. Couldn't find the thread at first. Thought...oh crap another group of stick in the mud, tight smasses....but then I find more eggs in the hen house.. I am losing track of who is and who tries to deny it (Gigs up Colleen) and once George tried to join (not approved cuz of his dangly parts) I hid out for a while. Nancy, babs, Jenny, Jeni, Colleen, Julie, pip (I think), tracey, dorreen (hasn't said yet ) leah, Jackie, ava as the new colleen (denial is only flattery to me) -that's here- I know I missed someone but they can smack me on the bass later. man in a skirt- fix the title- rocket surgeon. moving things to other spots to hide- hmmm, no thought on that yet. and one on the hook for the curvey girls so two to pick from and remember I like the curves

To hung over today plus started night shift. lazy day. Lucky to make it from bed to couch. Sore enough from this weeks gym. Four weeks till vacation. Stepped up everything for next three weeks then a light one

Hard packed dirt is still called dirt

All husbands like their butts licked but most don't want the whiskers on the lickers face. Tickles the taint Message delivered to mrs

It's floor here. England probably calls it something nobody else ever heard before. Gastiphoper or something. Mexico and Australia it's just called dirt

Curves are good. Mrs losing some weight and put her skinny jeans on yesterday. Trying to force more food on her cuz I like a big butt As for cat avatars they show a sign of a lonely person who's pets will eat them when they die if not found. I think we should make someone the official avatar helper. Baffled got a new pic. Or babbles likes to change up at times. They could help the simpler people with picking something besides a butt licking indoor crapper.