Everything posted by bakon
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Limits and testing the water.
I recognize some faces and see some minor changes to some so I think I got a few of you pegged. I read the polite stuff and a lot looks the same but I have not taken off my shoes yet and sat down. First real couple of posts earlier but think I want to see the reaction to using a few words or phases. I'll start slow and check back. Nothing more than I ever said else where. No rush Limbaugh speeches or stern vulgarity. Just bakon terms. Don't anyone get panties too far up your crack on this. None is meant to be personal. 1. Window licker 2. Short bus 3 fat chick 4 tranny I will stop there for now. If any of the non English speaking islanders with pets that crap in a box are feeling like hitting the offensive button let me know so I can spray a new coat of flavoring to your window. And don't hit your helmet on the seat in front of you it annoys the other passengers.
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So I went ballistic last evening; new plan
Nope. Not hard. I'll be the guy who won't let this slide. You want help quiting you can't light another one. Doesn't work that way. Go ahead with any method but all require no lighter
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Screen name
Should be assman if it wasn't for the fishn part
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Screen name
Simba that story moves so fast my head is spinning. Are you a right wing or communist. I got lost Rocket surgeon. I was hoping for a Mexican story Armed confuses me too cause I keep making you a mercenary when you are a yinzer Colleen is just an egg. Pretty simple Jenny, couple jennies so not sure which one Gem Petra action. Beacon baffled All ok. You didn't lose me My name is just a reference to job but misspelled because I wanted it on my motorcycle and it was already taken. Buddy saw a cop car on side of business when we were drinking at a bike week. He says "look they even got bacon on the side" we were out too late and looking for breakfast place. But it's hard to sneak around half kicked in the ass at 2 am on Harley's and we can't get the red light to trip cause bikes won't hit sensor. And 2 other cops already got car pulled in lot. But one was tucked over on side and he was bacon on the side. Funny but we had to be serious like church just let out a late night revival
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Smiley request
Bring back the black one around two year mark when all the other stuff is over
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Smiley request
Pink booby in Only smiley needed
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10 months for Colleen today!!
Way to go egg
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OK... Lisa did it so I will too.......
Just leave your shirt on and stay away from the eggs
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Smug nonsmoker
Golf is boring squared
- soul
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I want my ticker back! It didn't come with me....
think i'll go nakid without one here
- Anyone tell me where I am
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My car won't start...
kick it- then swear at it fixes most things
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Anyone tell me where I am
cop or jailer? come on and work for it alittle....bakon? I smell bakon? ring a bell? prefer Super-hero. Night turn this week, I'm the Bat
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Anyone tell me where I am
jerk in cell cut mouth, I opened doors to get him out and spit blood in my face. going for a booster hepb shot in few minutes. all ok.. mrs went to work today
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Anyone tell me where I am
see yenz later, got tonight off, going out.
- Anyone tell me where I am
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Anyone tell me where I am
you English don't speak English- whats a whip round? and I cant remember what bb is either, hoping is big breasts like a chicken. petra- new photo or new petra? el borritto- change your title please And I still don't know where I am....I recognize the layout and some names, but maybe its not real?
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wow look at us
glad to see we got a driver for the little bus.
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Anyone tell me where I am
What is this place? What's different, who's place is it, pays for it, gives the warnings, tells me I'm offensive and how do I exist here?
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curious...
what is this mess? I am confused already and only third post.
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What would your advice be for a scared smoker...
Easy. Nope Not one puff ever. No secret pill or trick. Got to want it and not light up. Quitin is hard as you want it to be. From uncomforatBle to painful to easy. Mind set. It won't kill you to quit. But your mind and what you think about it sets level of difficulty. Everyone misses it at first but soon your nose works again. Then you move to no cough or taste improves. If you can put missin it behind then move forward towards how it is getting better it will be easy. If you pout and sulk your in for a long road.