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Easy as pie

It's not a crave. Go rub one off to take care of ich

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Beer. I thought you were the perfect woman till you said that. Cat posts

Five months. Keep marching. Your doing fine

Keep marching. Awesome. No go spank babbles

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I forgot a few (joe and justsomedude...paul) on purpose. These are the good guys, with cute avatars of cats and family or smiles. I wont talk about those dudes because they are part of the master plan. Women have changed them. Like taking the claws out of a bear. The women don't really follow them because they aren't a project. Women want a project man, one to mold to their liking.

Check the rewards thread for more info on the girls in here. Nancy has blocked my ability to link or copy and paste. She thinks she can change me still.

Eggs come free...its the gals who like to "change" men usually. The ones who were slightly bad or trouble makers themselves, but want a bad boy to act good in public. Now the Action followers like the sensitive guys with so many feelings they make guys like me want to punch them. Those guys are sneaky who pretend to be "a friend" while working their master evil plan. These girls really hope he is that nice but know its not possible. Dreamers Then the Jimmy girls, he is the wounded puppy type. Girls want to help because he is helpless type...pure sneaky. These girls want to help anything, they not kill bugs, they push them out the door. Or the Scottt gals- oh you fatboy who lost weight. So happy to knit sweaters together, yuk. All caring like action but sneaky too. Same type girl- dreamers ... the Sgt troop of window lickers. I like to meet a woman in real life who will take orders and call me the boss. Dream on Sgt- they are messing with you. These don't exist. MQ cheerleaders- they are pretty special too. Special education. his logs of working out and stuff would drive a woman crazy. On line he is a prize, but let those smelly gym clothes and drooling dogs get on the clean carpet and see what the girls write then. The girls would be the yelling type in short time. Yeah, he can have them. Cross dressing Stu- bet his girls like to put make up on him too. The golf thing is a toss up, some women just want him out of the house for some peace, others get pissed at his coming home drunk in a skirt with lipstick approach to life. This girl could be anyone, anyone with patience and sharing, sharing clothes and lipstick. ROb F- I guess he is like a rock star- smaller following but more stalker like qualities to them, piercings and tattoos on exposed areas. But the eggs- these are the dangerous girls of the whole board. Secret bad asses with such a friendly name. Their tattoos are from before they were called tramp stamps. They are hidden on inner thighs and back ends. Ankles and bellies. These girls go to church, but used to sneak out back with a boy when nobody noticed. Eggs rule but they are free.

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

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Don't sound good. Only thing I like is smell on sun tan lotion and everyone uses sun block now.

ok I will look into it.

small item from my media worked but not copy/paste

shouldn't pull with any oil---rub lightly and usually on pork.....

You are fine, but we are off track on the tools now. Where does the wrench go?

And the doctor obvious award goes to the guy driving by. But thanks for trying to help. My wife has a great sense of humor and we are fine. I "attempt to get lucky" daily so she knows I still find her atractive when she has same hair doo as uncle fester. Gifts are so she feels special still. Dinner is cause I am hungry and she really can't taste anything. If anyone reads anything about my mrs without smiling then they missed the boat or joke.

Bought sapphire and diamonds bracelet today. She said thanks. How do I get her to do the other part? I shower daily, do everything she asks, always hold door and take her to dinner everyday since March (she cant smell good now so no big desire to eat/cook). Think those panties are sewn on as I cant get them down. I even tried a sexy dance in my underwear...didn't go over as planned. If she had a stress ball it would probably be thrown at my head, blanket makes her nap, MP3 or book to ignore me in the room, healing stones.....same as the ball

Time to shave your legs!

I don't understand any of last three posts. Even Google cant translate.

copy and paste doesn't work for me on this site. I can do it for reports or documents and emails too. Guess its in the security settings for internet. Still using Internet Explorer.

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