A robber entered the bank shouting to everyone: "Nobody move, the money is not yours, your life belongs to you."
Everyone on the bench, silently and slowly, threw themselves to the floor.
This is called:
"CONCEPTS TO CHANGE MENTALITIES"
"Change the conventional way of thinking about the world."
At that point, a woman lay down provocatively on one of the desks, but the thief shouted at her:
"Please behave, this is a robbery, not a rape"
This is called:
"BE PROFESSIONAL"
Focus on what you are specialized in doing"
As the robbers were escaping, the younger robber (with an MBA degree) said to the older robber (who barely finished primary school): "Hey old man, let's count how much we took."
The old thief, obviously angry, replied: "Don't be stupid, it's too much money to count, let's wait for the news to tell us how much the bank lost."
This is called:
"EXPERIENCE"
Experience is more important than a role from an academic institution.
Once the robbers left, the bank manager told the supervisor to call the police immediately.
The supervisor said: "Stop, stop, let's first consider the 5 million we are missing from last month's embezzlement and report it as if the thieves had also taken it."
The Manager said:
"Correct"
This is called:
"STRATEGIC MANAGEMENT"
"Take advantage of an unfavorable situation."
The next day, the television news reported that 100 million had been stolen from the bank, but the robbers were only able to count 20 million.
The thieves, very angry, reflected:
"We risked our lives for a measly 20 million while the bank manager stole 80 million in the blink of an eye"
Apparently it is better to study and know the system than to be a common thief. This is:
"KNOWLEDGE IS AS VALUABLE AS GOLD"
*The bank manager, happy and smiling, felt satisfied as his losses in the foreign exchange market were covered by the robbery.
This is called:
"TAKE ADVANTAGE OF OPPORTUNITIES"
MORAL
GIVE A MAN A GUN AND HE CAN ROB A BANK.
GIVE A MAN A BANK AND HE CAN ROB THE WHOLE WORLD.