October 20, 20187 yr 2 hours ago, Doreensfree said: O.M.G....I have a serious case of weak bladder...this thread should come with a warning.... .. You're Welcome!!? 2 hours ago, MLMR said: a present for you. Oh, yeah, after you already bit it!! Even glitter can't cover that!? I live my life by the "poof-be-gone" glitter bomb!! This is how I feel when I see people smoking now Edited October 20, 20187 yr by c9jane29
October 20, 20187 yr I'm glad I didn't come across this doing the eyeshadow tutorials in my early quit... I'd have had stick eyes for days!!
October 20, 20187 yr 16 hours ago, notsmokinjo said: Hey @Linda Thomas you didn't tell us your fur babies were in the colour guard Mine are not that smart. We always seem to end up with the special need ones.
October 20, 20187 yr 6 hours ago, MLMR said: da Thomas ... also a regular here. Glad you found out the way the game works! I have some slapstick for you. You are doing such an awesome job with the oldies and especially with learning how to put yourself first. I think it's amazing. This is either to slap someone who deserves it, or to laugh REAL GOOD!! The comedy I can use. Believe me, I practice great self control when it comes to not smacking my difficult mom. She does keep getting more and more difficult every day. Keep that humor coming!
October 21, 20187 yr 4 hours ago, Linda Thomas said: Mine are not that smart. We always seem to end up with the special need ones. Yes I know the feeling... we have an ADHD german shepherd... even the vet is disturbed by him.... he has been kicked out of 3 obedience schools and the dog club because he is "untrainable" and "too naughty".... the dog club did say he could come back if we medicate him...
October 21, 20187 yr 8 minutes ago, notsmokinjo said: Yes I know the feeling... we have an ADHD german shepherd... even the vet is disturbed by him.... he has been kicked out of 3 obedience schools and the dog club because he is "untrainable" and "too naughty".... the dog club did say he could come back if we medicate him. Well how old is he. I give them at least a year or two before I render them hopeless. These two white goldens are driving me crazy. I come down from upstairs and find the one standing in the middle of my kitchen table. The minute I leave the room, the two are looking for trouble together. They are both ten months old. I'm giving them two more.
October 21, 20187 yr Our shep (Gun) is 20months. When he was 10 months old he split his head open and needed an emergency trip to the vet hospital... he did a good job and needed surgery to fix it because he wouldn't stay still for stitches... anyway they were going to keep him overnight but after he destroyed 2 cages and had been back to surgery to get re-stitched they rang us in the middle of the night to come get him... after methodone he was still hyper all over the place and when they bought him out to us he jumped up on the counter (chest height) then tried to jump onto the top of a cabinet.... we were writing it off to puppy syndrome but the vet hospital (uni for future vets and research) assessed him and said he will be a puppy forever. We had to re-arrange our whole yard because he likes to get on the roof of the house and bark at everything. We have 2 big dogs and because they are blood donors we get all our routine vet stuff for free from the vet hospital. You should look at that with your labs... the vets are always after donor dogs. Our other big boy, Sarge, is a Bordeaux (turner and hooch dog)... he is a giant teddy bear but he thinks he is a lap dog.
October 21, 20187 yr Aww Jo A Bordeaux....!!!!! A big slobber baby....love it ....blood donors...what a fabulous idea....
October 21, 20187 yr My contribution this morning !!!!...carnt wait for the dark nights ,to light my candles !!!
October 21, 20187 yr 8 hours ago, jillar said: Thank you, @jillar !! Mr.Jane can't ever find undies that fit!!
October 21, 20187 yr 3 minutes ago, c9jane29 said: Thank you, @jillar !! Mr.Jane can't ever find undies that fit!! Do the bumps in the shaft make for added pleasure? At list the fact his balls are in the wrong position didn't affect his baby making. ... or are the balls on the top of the doodles in the Northern Hemisphere??? Edited October 21, 20187 yr by notsmokinjo
October 21, 20187 yr 3 hours ago, Doreensfree said: carnt wait for the dark nights ,to light my candles !!! ? Come on baby, light my fire.... Try to set the night on FIRE?
October 21, 20187 yr 2 minutes ago, notsmokinjo said: Do the bumps in the shaft make for added pleasure? Well, like any toy it's been well used...that's how I make it mine!!
October 21, 20187 yr And these Cheering Sticks are a present to, ehm... me. ? I am about to do something that scares the crap out of me and Social Anxiety is ratteling it's chains.
October 21, 20187 yr 11 minutes ago, MLMR said: And these Cheering Sticks are a present to, ehm... me. ? I am about to do something that scares the crap out of me and Social Anxiety is ratteling it's chains. Tell me more, tell me more!! Edited October 21, 20187 yr by c9jane29
October 21, 20187 yr 4 hours ago, c9jane29 said: Tell me more, tell me more!! 2 hours ago, Doreensfree said: No I'm not nosy !!!!!.....oh !!!!....what ya doing !!! Im a bit embarassed to tell.. but Stick had a stand at a whisky event and asked me to come. I promised him that id be there. I love whisky... but Im not really comfortable with lots of people at the same time, socializing and small talk isn't my specialty. I went anyway, sweaty and nautious and ready to take a run for it. But once inside, it was kinda ok. It's always like that when anxiety hits: it occurs gradually, builds up, I think of ways to escape whatever it is that I gotta do, I push through and go and then afterwards Im tired as hell but satisfied and like 'fvck yeah, I slayed that demon again!'. People usually don't notice, but on the inside I am at war with a nasty stinkin' gnome that has absolutely NO legetimate reason to keep haunting me on top of the highest building and with knees made out of jelly. But I managed to throw him off again so I guess that's the most important thing. ? Edited October 21, 20187 yr by MLMR Removed a comma. Very important, story-wise.
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