September 23, 20187 yr Think I'm just going to have to buy a mouse to use with it. The space bar has improved after the rice bath but the mouse is cactus. Not even 12 month's old Fluffy. I dunno why my phone talks to me in chinese, its only if I try to copy a gif and add it here.... then it goes black screen has all these chinese (or some similar language if I am Honest) and then the siren noise starts... so I just wont bother doing gifs with it. Fluffy has a wee angry Japanese or Korean lady who lives in her dash, she is always shouting at them.
September 23, 20187 yr Yeah Jo, she's Japanese.. Though we either found the mute button or she packed her bags and left because we haven't heard from her in a while... Either way all is lovely and quiet in the dash now...?
September 24, 20187 yr Hubbys been busy busy so the weekends he looks forward to sleeping in a couple extra hours. Our fvcking neighbor, the one who's bunny we now own btw, decides to do who knows what at 6:30am! Don't know what he was doing but it sounded like an outdoor bowling alley. He was done by 8:00am, the polite time to start that kind of job but by then we were both wide awake. Which leads me to confessions........
September 24, 20187 yr Having read the confessions first.... can I just say FRUCKING GOLD STAR Mr Jillar.... OMG brilliant.
September 26, 20187 yr Fruckity fruck fruck fruck.... don't you just hate it when someones ego wreaks it for everyone else. Edited September 26, 20187 yr by notsmokinjo
September 26, 20187 yr dontch just frickin love cooking heaps of food cos you get asked to provide a feed and the fvckers show up and "Oh we got Hungry Jacks on the way home" .... anyone want some home made special fried rice and some chicken, broccoli and cashew nuts with noodles???
October 3, 20187 yr On 9/26/2018 at 5:51 AM, notsmokinjo said: dontch just frickin love cooking heaps of food cos you get asked to provide a feed and the fvckers show up and "Oh we got Hungry Jacks on the way home" .... anyone want some home made special fried rice and some chicken, broccoli and cashew nuts with noodles??? This is me tonight, so fvcking mad. Every night I ask my other half does he want this or that for dinner. And every night he says cook whatever you want. So tonight I didn't bother asking him but wanted him to have a good dinner since he worked hard all day. Cooked fried chicken (from the box), mashed potatoes and green beans and even crumbled the leftover bacon into the potatoes. He comes into the kitchen and announces he doesn't eat bone in chicken? WTF?! All these years I knew he didn't eat dark meat, my fave, but now he doesn't eat bone in white meat?! Here's the kicker, he asked why I didn't ask him before I cooked it! ?
October 3, 20187 yr 11 minutes ago, jillar said: This is me tonight, so fvcking mad. Every night I ask my other half does he want this or that for dinner. And every night he says cook whatever you want. So tonight I didn't bother asking him but wanted him to have a good dinner since he worked hard all day. Cooked fried chicken (from the box), mashed potatoes and green beans and even crumbled the leftover bacon into the potatoes. He comes into the kitchen and announces he doesn't eat bone in chicken? WTF?! All these years I knew he didn't eat dark meat, my fave, but now he doesn't eat bone in white meat?! Here's the kicker, he asked why I didn't ask him before I cooked it! ? Tomorrow shred the chicken add a little mayo and tell him chicken salad is for dinner :)... You better check with him next time women! Don't pull that crap again ?
October 3, 20187 yr 23 minutes ago, jillar said: Here's the kicker, he asked why I didn't ask him before I cooked it! ? And you wondered how a the pan flew across the house and got dinged out of shape so that the lid didn't fit no more... clearly you are much more rational than I am.... Last night I cooked Lahmacun with salad and cooked up some pan roasted potato and carrots and beans... even made me dough base from scratch.... so anyway the moron patrol was going to be back at 7pm... so timed everything for 7.30.... walked in at 8.45 demanding their food.... I told them to speak to the dogs but I didn't think they'd be getting it back.... wrong time of the month to fruck with mumma.
October 3, 20187 yr 25 minutes ago, Whispers said: Tomorrow shred the chicken add a little mayo and tell him chicken salad is for dinner :)... You better check with him next time women! Don't pull that crap again ? That's a good idea and I could mix in dark meat because I'm pretty sure he wouldn't know the difference with the mayo mixed in. Or I could just eat leftovers since there's a lot of them and he can fend for himself. That'll teach him lol @notsmokinjo, that is exactly my husband since we got married. It's so rude when they/he does that and they think nothing of it, grrrrr. Now I'm getting mad again ?
October 3, 20187 yr Well I have had a request for pizza tonight as they walked out the door.... I laughed, and laughed and laughed... they can call it in cos I'm cooking food I like tonight, which nunna them will... but I feel like some sesame crusted salmon, asparagus and root veggie stacks... they can like it or lump it.... and tomorrow will be brussel sprouts with some sort of meat dish they don't like, just need to think on it.... Oh I know, lambs fry.... then Philipino fish soup on friday.... and I was gunna make marinara with squid ink linguine.... nope.
October 7, 20187 yr Oofft.. Doreen I feel for ya.. I had it a few weeks ago started with a stinker of a cold that wouldn't shift for a couple of weeks.. any throat lozenges with benzocaine in them can give you a wee bit of relief.. Or gargle diluted good old TCP ? Edited October 7, 20187 yr by Wee fluffy me
October 7, 20187 yr hot honey an lemon toddies .... perfect get well soon remedy for our Toadie..... works best with a dash or two of brandy.
October 7, 20187 yr Fur fook sake.. Breaking news to my phone.... Whoop whoop says me and rushed to the met office to see how hot it's gonna get here ... A whopping 17° (but actually feels like 15..!!) for a whole 3 hours in the whole week....?? Guess the heatwave stops at the border again..? P.S... Aye that IS weather warnings for Monday and Tuesday...!! Edited October 8, 20187 yr by Wee fluffy me
October 8, 20187 yr I know Doreen.. am frantically runnin about tryin to find the perfect summer outfit for maximum enjoyment of our 3 hour sun window...!!!?
October 8, 20187 yr think about poor me here in Melbourne... 29C today.... 18C tomorrow.... its so sad.... ?
October 8, 20187 yr Weather is changing here for me too, Jo....yesterday was 78f and today will be 67f. Leaves are starting to change color and it's feeling like autumn!!
October 8, 20187 yr October here can be all over the shop... hot one day cold the next... Spring time in Melbourne is a bit of a roll of the dice.
October 8, 20187 yr We are having the first sunny day in a week here today. Temperature is very nice too. That will all change quickly I expect though. Autumn here is as unpredictable as springtime!
October 15, 20187 yr First freeze last night; woke up to flat tire on my car and dead battery on the truck. Fu... Tire iron sold to me with the car is TOO BIG! (Trucks one is too) FU... Call my mom for "jump, please" She had to go into work early today. FUC... But, "I'll send your sister with some cables." "OK."
October 16, 20187 yr ^^^ Some days it just doesn't pay to get out of bed! Only problem, you never know in advance which days those are
October 19, 20187 yr How did I end up with such a self centered husband?!!! His truck's in the shop today so he decides I don't need my car (I do) and has now been gone for two hours in it, grrrrrrrr.
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