June 2, 201610 yr Sazerac: Becuase they are MACHINES!!! Evelyn: the official name is the one you named it! How come weekends, vacations, and holidays are so blasted short?
June 2, 201610 yr how come weekends, vacations, and holidays are so blasted short? because your (and my) 'time' frame is out of whack. Still, where the **** are my gate keys ?
June 2, 201610 yr you were Wrong, I know that is hard to hear. Keys were on the Kitchen table under a napkin. Monday's and Wednesdays suck because Everything Sucks or doesn't Suck. when may I expect some more Joy ?
June 2, 201610 yr When sadness goes on strike! How can tell which side is a head or tail when there are is no head on a 100 yen coin?!
June 3, 201610 yr He's too macho to support Hilary 'furin'ton (thats actually a japanese joke left over from billy's administraton - furin meaning extramarital affair and sounds like (flin) when pronounced. Why are humans so annoying?
June 3, 201610 yr That was just a bug on your glasses :) Why can't we work 2 days a week and have 5 days off?
June 5, 201610 yr Won't be enough ice cream.... Why do I fall asleep as soon as the audio book starts..and I miss it all...
June 9, 201610 yr because you are sleepy why would Doreen say, 'there isn't there enough ice cream' ?
June 9, 201610 yr Because the ice cream van wouldn't be big enough... Why does a spider have to have so many legs...we can run fast with two..
June 20, 201610 yr Because they're busy jumping into freezers. Why is 'Why' the same word as 'Because' in Spanish ? ¿Porque ? i Porque ! Why ? Because ! love that
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