Cos Quicksilver, Mambo and RipCurl where out of his price range.

 

Why was he not the messiah, just a very naughty boy?

That's what happens when u hang out with a welsh tart called Judith.

 

Why was Marvin such a paranoid android ?

Because he knew Cryton was coming and that Lister would give him lie mode.

 

Why was Rimmer such a pr1ck?

he had studied for it and practiced a lot.

 

When will I see you again.?

 

 

When your looking at me?

 

Will ya catch me ontha flip side?

depends how heavy you are.

 

will you still love me tomorrow

I don't really love you now. (  )

 

Wot sorta night was it back in 63?

Oh let me tell you. What a night!

 

Will the drifters ever come back?

It will depend on  the tides and the current

 

 

When is nigh?

sooner and closer than you think'

 

where did I put my keys.

Don't ask me, I even loose mine in my pocket, wait who's keys are these I have cos their not mine.

 

Should I make my dad a cuppa or make him make one for me?

I don't care but who made the last one?

 

what are the 39 steps ?

39 steps, nah mate there's only 10 steps in the program.

 

What is the Giants Causeway?

about 25 tons

 

what is the impossible dream?

Immortality

 

Where is the end of the rainbow?

Way up high where theres a place that I dream of.

 

Who put the bomp
In the bomp bah bomp bah bomp ?

 

Wasn't it Dean Proffit's chainsaw.

 

What is a rama-lama-ding-dong?

X Rated, that's what

 

What makes the perfect gentleman?

money

 

what makes a lady

Start with a perfectly fun, well adjusted woman and suck all the fun out.

 

Should I get my coat?

 

 

I'd get it before it gets you

 

Why do kids have imaginary friends?

Let me just check that out with my imaginary friend, he knows about these things.

 

What is the dream Californians are living?

The nightmare that Florida is living or as we say Florida-I-duh!

 

Who farted?

It was the dog

 

Why does the dog always get the blame?

Cos he's always bloody guilty.

 

Why do everyone else's farts stibk an mine smell like flowers?