October 15, 201510 yr Cause they heard that jimmy cracked it... Why is my hair standing up every morning..like worsel gummage...
October 15, 201510 yr Author Because of the tea and slice of cake Why do you have yo have an engineering degree to put together a flat pack
October 17, 201510 yr Cos they think we're clever enough to work out that last screw is not there.... Why do you need a chain saw...to get into a butternut squash...
October 23, 201510 yr Author Because a weed is just a flower in the wrong place ;) Why do the clocks have to go back and be even more miserable and dark
October 26, 201510 yr Because if ugly nobody would notice day Why do my pigs pee on eachother?!?!FRIGGINPIGS
October 28, 201510 yr The world is full of idiots.... Why was jack and Jill going up a massive hill for water ?
October 28, 201510 yr Author Because they couldn't wait until spring for the big thaw Why does everything that's good for you taste bad and everything that's bad for us taste soooo good
January 20, 201610 yr Because I have your socks ;) How come people who part in handy cap spaces have the biggest trucks or the nicest cars in the parking lot?
February 9, 201610 yr Author because half are not disabled, just lazy!! drives me nuts and i tell them off! how come everything bad for you tastes soooo good and everything healthy tastes like old blankets :(
February 9, 201610 yr Because the gods are cruel. Why can't I sleep the night before I have a ton of important things to do?
February 9, 201610 yr because you have a ton of important things to do the next day. Why does winter go sooooo slow after Christmas?
February 9, 201610 yr Because the world goes back to its miserable self after all of the holiday cheer. Why does Murphy's law kick in at the worst possible times?
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