Post of dumb observations and place to ask why or what was the reason for "that dumb" thing.

 

Someone here probably knows reason

 

Example. Why do golfers wear one glove?

Michael Jackson fans? Too cheap for two? Glove gets in way of scratching ass?

Burrito?

 

Number 2. Why plain flip flops when Sooo many nice sandals?

Frez and the dirty birds?

 

3. Did babs.....did Nancy? We know Tracey did.

 

Answer a question. Ask one or just post an observation.

I'll post an observation...Bakon you are weird :)

Who used duct tape to fix their car?

i'm not sure if I did or of I didn't....lol....if it was Fun...I probably did  :P

i'm not sure if I did or of I didn't....lol....if it was Fun...I probably did  :P

If Babs did, I did...she's my hero...

If Babs did, I did...she's my hero...

awwwwwwww!!!

 

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Guy tells me he is a patriot and justifies buying a Toyota by saying it's made in Indiana. I ask about the profits going back to Japan. He says "I am really conservative and let me tell you about what China is doing to us"

 

He never mentioned any Cars made there.....

Number One

 

We wear one glove 'cos it looks cool. Especially with Knickerbockers.

How can one relapse is they have never lapsed?

Hired a beach buggy on holiday, straight up...nuff duct tape holding that shizzle together! Chris announces this is perfectly acceptable practise for fixing cars (and yes I meant practise with an "s" because practice with a c is different - I do accept nuff and shizzle are made up in England so it can highlight them, sorry, grammar rant).

 

Flip flops because they are cheaper then sandals. 

Flip flops are quick and comfy and the closest to being barefoot as I hate shoes to be honest. :P 

At vets. Dog vomiting lately. Place is expensive for every test over 500 right now....

 

Why does it seem vets are full of shit and ripping us off? Like its a guessing game.

 

Watching people check out. 90 here. 250 there. Next is 180. Check up is 54 for five minutes with doctor and five more with the tech. Think the mob is running this operation.

 

Waiting for my total...........

At vets. Dog vomiting lately. Place is expensive for every test over 500 right now....

Why does it seem vets are full of shit and ripping us off? Like its a guessing game.

Watching people check out. 90 here. 250 there. Next is 180. Check up is 54 for five minutes with doctor and five more with the tech. Think the mob is running this operation.

Waiting for my total...........

Total rip off merchants!!, I usually will go online first but if instincts kick in to take them I wouldn't hesitate

 

The other day buddy was stung by a bee, some people would take straight to the vets, I looked online and just monitored him for the day, by the evening good as new, no intervention

 

Vets are a business and pets are good business!

 

Hope your dog gets better, sit down when you write the cheque!

Purina dog food puts up and advert on my Facebook, sign up for 28 days feeding their dog food and they will donate $10

 

I reply with their dog food is crap and making dogs sick and killing them hence thousands of lawsuits

 

They reply no hard evidence and they have given 10 million to dog charities

 

I call them out on cover up and would they like to publish their profit margin against that 10 million, also $10 on 28 days of food?? Really

 

Corporate bullshit at its finest

 

You can't wrap up a turd in gold leaf and call it a golden nugget! Well you can but underneath it's still a turd!

of course they donate it is "good for business" purina is crap food at best there are better foods out there I feed mine nutro they are doing well on even the one with a sensitive belly 

New observations
Take wife out to buy something special for good check up on the boobies. She being picky and don't like anything I all the outlets. Now I don't mind shopping if you buy something but just looking for two hours sucks even though it's cheaper

 

Second thought. Jewelry store keeps leading us to diamonds. She not interested. Second store same thing. Don't they see she is already wearing a substantial one?

Of course they do. That's why we aren't looking at them.

More money they think.

So lady says "a bigger diamond is always liked ".

I say "her husband can pay for diamonds. I'm not going to ". And then wait.

They don't say anything.

It shuts them up totally

Why are most songs in church so old they are hard to sing? Nobody writing anything new?

 

Or is it not a big seller, so the people who write them are starving to death?

 

Do they go to heaven if they starve to death writing church songs that don't sell?

If you try to fail and succeed which have you done?

Why do women wear flesh colored leggings as pants around here?

 

I have seen more camel toe in the past week than I have ever cared to.

 

I'm scared.

Hold me.

where? I'd like to see some that didn't look like it was eating the pants from the inside...

Doorbell called someone her sausage buddy. Sounds like a gay term or she put down the sex toy

Horney by name....horney by nature....

omg. :0)

 

Bakon... you're just so . hmmm, Bakon.  lol

Bakon seems like maybe as a child he fell through the space on the side of the trampoline where the coils are.

Idk why I just thought of that.

In other news, I found a nice Brit show on Netflix, 'The Detectives.'

Still think 'One Day' is the best movie I've seen on there.

Bakon seems like maybe as a child he fell through the space on the side of the trampoline where the coils are.

 

Don't think they had trampolines when he was a kid.  He had two older brothers and an old bed sheet.

 

Dumb things observation - people too lazy to walk that jar of salsa back to the salsa aisle so they put it by the Cheerios.  Worse are the frozen food lazybones.  

 

Opening hour at Farmers Markets in Alaska is like watching kids on Christmas mornings.  Deeper into Fall brings more of a frenzy.