The "QT Daily Times" newspaper

[REZ]

The "QT Daily Times" newspaper is excepting job applications here. We are a fair and very one sided newspaper that can be bought for the right price. No pay or benefits but have fun being you own boss!

 

 

 

OPENINGS IN ALL DEPARTMENTS:

 

Reporting                      Leisure                                       Sports                             Who said what                    Love           

 

Gossip                          Listen to me or else!                  Advise                              Pissed me Off                     Help

 

Fashion                        Who am I                                   Entertainment                   Fill in the blank                   Not Now      

  

Health                           Wine                                         Food                                 Wanted                               For Sale

 

 

Oh I forgot one: NEWS! 

 

 

 

REQUIREMENTS: 

 

Belong to this Forum!

 

Must be a non smoker!

 

Knows how to type!

 

Have an attitude!

 

Like Wine!

 

 

Please submit qualifications and job experience!

 

Thank you, The Management

 

 

 

 

 

[babs609]

I would like to apply for the Health position :)

[sharonsiff]

Food for me maybe, if no one minds.

[Colleen]

Uh excuse me, but why is there no Horoscope section?  Is that already delegated to me, I wonder?  :D

[REZ]

ooop!  

 

I got it!

 

That position is already filled by you!

[REZ]

oops! double post!

[Trish]

Can't decide between  Listen to me or else!, Pissed me Off, and Not Now!

[action]

I think Reporting would suit me. That way I cover a whole range of things.

 

When do I start boss?

[Tink]

can i apply for the "Love" please

[El Bandito]

Available for all as per instruction

[Ladybug]

not sure where I fit it...but I love writing in general...use me and abuse me :-)

[Petra]

I'll be part of the food, wine, leisure & entertainment sections - after all it's in my name (See here: http://www.quittrain.com/index.php/topic/213-im-gonna-tell-something/page-2 

Page 2, post # 36.

 

However, I am far too irresponsible to be the sole reporter, so the more the merrier!   :)

[Nancy]

The "QT Daily Times" newspaper is excepting job applications here. We are a fair and very one sided newspaper that can be bought for the right price. No pay or benefits but have fun being you own boss!

 

 

 

OPENINGS IN ALL DEPARTMENTS:

 

Reporting                      Leisure                                       Sports                             Who said what                    Love           

 

Gossip                          Listen to me or else!                  Advise                              Pissed me Off                     Help

 

Fashion                        Who am I                                   Entertainment                   Fill in the blank                   Not Now      

  

Health                           Wine                                         Food                                 Wanted                               For Sale

 

 

Oh I forgot one: NEWS! 

 

 

 

REQUIREMENTS: 

 

Belong to this Forum!

 

Must be a non smoker!

 

Knows how to type!

 

Have an attitude!

 

Like Wine!

 

 

Please submit qualifications and job experience!

 

Thank you, The Management

no funny papers?

[Colleen]

no funny papers?

I have a feeling maybe Wiley might be good at that?

[TAC]

I'll take the entertainment section, I can dance, sing, and play the piano :)

[Nancy]

I have a feeling maybe Wiley might be good at that?

I thought maybe he and HAT?

[Soberjulie]

Advice column please.

(No guarantees of 'good advice' unless it pertains to quitting smoking or other mind altering substances)

 

Dibs on a corner office with a window. :)

[TAC]

Advice column please.

(No guarantees of 'good advice' unless it pertains to quitting smoking or other mind altering substances)

 

Dibs on a corner office with a window. :)

 

Sorry Julie, I already got that office, but I don't have a private bathroom LOL

[Soberjulie]

Sorry Julie, I already got that office, but I don't have a private bathroom LOL

Whaaaaaaaa??? 

I thought you had taken over the west wing of the basement??

[TAC]

Whaaaaaaaa??? 

I thought you had taken over the west wing of the basement??

 

Yes, but I found a secret passage way to an old abandoned corner office. The sign on the door said quarantined or something, maybe I should go back and read it LOL

[action]

can i apply for the "Love" please

Tracy, I thought that you would go for 'For Sale' - did you ever get rid of those slippers?!

 

But you will be good at Love too :)

[Tink]

Tracy, I thought that you would go for 'For Sale' - did you ever get rid of those slippers?!

 

But you will be good at Love too :)

 i thought i was crap as sales as i still have them dang slippers lol

[Ladybug]

Advice column please.

(No guarantees of 'good advice' unless it pertains to quitting smoking or other mind altering substances)

 

Dibs on a corner office with a window. :)

Oh great...I take the Advice column with Julie...she gives serious and good advice and I might kick in with some goofy stuff :-) Brilliant plan!

[Ladybug]

Sorry Julie, I already got that office, but I don't have a private bathroom LOL

Nope my Dear..you play piano and do the entertainment, I want to hear it :-)

[REZ]

I see a lot of applicants out there.

 

Looks like a another day of interviews should do it!