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I bought myself presents off of Steve's credit card, wrapped them, and put them under the tree. Lol, he is a Grinch and didn't know what to buy me, so he told me to get what I want. I am trying to convince him to put a gift in my stocking to surprise me though. I mentioned nail polish... hopefully he gets the hint.

 

I bought some really cheap lip liners/eyebrow pencil, lip gloss, bath salts, body butter, and a scarf. 

new personality but will settle for fixing the old one with some duct tape over my mouth in public....

 I want snow .. I've never had a white Christmas...

new personality but will settle for fixing the old one with some duct tape over my mouth in public....

I know what you want the duct tape for 

Oh that's bad....I feel sick...

I know what you want the duct tape for 

 

It looks like he's wearing a thong, lol.

lol

I would

Explode with but tape. Pressure would build up. My butt leaks air all day long

 

And this thread has been officially meatloafed.

I would like Santa to bring me a mountain bike and new pajamas

I asked Santa for a fitbit, and a beautiful sweater that I would never buy for myself...

 

and now I will threaten posters that follow....if anyone says peace on earth or no smoking for the planet, I will nominate you for Miss Universe and then bop you on the head with my tennis racket (which I have not used recently).

 

Imho...we should keep this one fun!!

Hoping for a new wallet. The moths that live in the old one are eating through it. Sent La Bandita the link to Bellroy.

 

Smellies- La Bandita gives me all sorts of fantastic Italian scents. I catch her watching me put it on, hoping that my belly will shrink, my muscles will grow, my skin will take on an Italiand dusky hue and I will become the model she saw in the ad...

 

Then I belch, scratch my ass and ask if there is beer in the fridge.

 

Christmas is so disappointing for La Bandita....

 

Although, I did get an email yesterday. Her car is arriving before Christmas.

 

How in God's name do you wrap up a BMW X3? I struggle with wrapping a sweater!

http://m.asos.com/mt/www.asos.com/Timberland/Timberland-14-Waterproof-Knee-Boots/Prod/pgeproduct.aspx?iid=3320438

Hoping for a new wallet. The moths that live in the old one are eating through it. Sent La Bandita the link to Bellroy.

 

Smellies- La Bandita gives me all sorts of fantastic Italian scents. I catch her watching me put it on, hoping that my belly will shrink, my muscles will grow, my skin will take on an Italiand dusky hue and I will become the model she saw in the ad...

 

Then I belch, scratch my ass and ask if there is beer in the fridge.

 

Christmas is so disappointing for La Bandita....

 

Although, I did get an email yesterday. Her car is arriving before Christmas.

 

How in God's name do you wrap up a BMW X3? I struggle with wrapping a sweater!

 

Maybe it's just me, but if she sees a gigantic present in the shape of a car, the wrapping probably won't matter, lol.

 

Just put a bow on it?

I asked for the Dancing Groot, and some Walking Dead collectibles..... because I am eight and still want toys 

I am hoping for a hitch for my "truck"... Daddy wants to buy a RV this spring and he needs a hitch.

 

Other than that... can't wait to get a bunch of sweaters from my mother in law  :mellow:

I asked for the Dancing Groot, and some Walking Dead collectibles..... because I am eight and still want toys 

 

I am nine.

Just in case you don't know who Groot is.... Squeeee! 

http://youtu.be/1GncYQHBJIw

I want a pair of very inappropriate boots and some snow, just a little!

I want a pair of very inappropriate boots and some snow, just a little!

I'd love to see some snow for Christmas. Then again, my city will panic and shut down. 

I am willing to share my snow.

 

We are supposed to get a blizzard today and tomorrow. I'm supposed to go to the States this week, so hopefully the roads aren't too crazy on Friday. 

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He hasn't been released yet but should be before Christmas.

http://toybox.io9.com/a-better-look-at-the-first-dancing-baby-groot-toy-1666660844

I dropped hints for transformer masks with built in walkie talkies... Naf all happened....

 

I chose my own slippers, a jumper, a scarf, a pandora charm and said (not hinted) I need a speaker for the i pod so I can listen to it in the kitchen

 

but I really wanted the transformer masks...so I went to the shop today to buy em for myself and they sold out :(

 

So I brought Milly this

 

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Zippy-Mat-Gigantic-Keyboard-Playmat/dp/B009AVEJ6G/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1418239505&sr=8-1&keywords=floor+keyboard

 

and now I know I will, by default, get something I want for christmas haha