September 10, 201411 yr So working today and just want to get back to station. Quiting time and I been on 7 days straight. Got late call, in hurry, stuck in high school traffic in a marked car. Third car back from the light. Light turns green and some meathead blows it, ok maybe I can ignore it, but then stupid kid at the front of our line lays into his car Its a turd, makes a bunch of noise out of one of those fart can mufflers, runs it up through the gears and its not moving much faster than the regular traffic Screaming down the road he eventually cracks the speed limit and keeps rising People laying back from the rutkus, I am now on the highway behind him by 500 feet. Of course whole high school lets out this way and I got to play my my part, lights go on Go around three cars and catch fart mobile and light blower at next light Stop and get out, you over there, you follow Lady gets out of Lincoln lightblowermobile- sorry, didn't want to skid, wasn't paying attention, I am still in hurry and she knows she's wrong... get out of here, don't do it again Kid, whats your story sorry- know I did turn to fast (not really car is turd and turn was just loud) NO- its your race to nowhere fast, trying to impress your friends? I don't have any friends. What? big school and no friends Sorry officer, but your no a pychosomethingdoctor, and its a long story Your right kid, no brain doctor but you got to have one friend? Can you be my friend? I am being friendly but you got to quit with all the noise, also think you hit 52 and its only 40 zone Sorry officer, wont do it again. what time you done, want to do something? Thanks kid but got to run, here's warning, my name on bottom, call station if you need something thanks but when can you hang out? I did you favor , now you go do something nice for someone, they will do something nice back, then you will have a friend ok, i'll try, call you and let you know what happens Go in station- tell everyone I got a friend now, don't need you people anymore, bye.
September 10, 201411 yr I think it's nice what you did for him! The fuzz intimidates the heck out of me. And I'm a boring law abiding cit.
September 10, 201411 yr Awww :) The cops make me nervous too...Once I catch sight of one I start feeling and acting like I have a body in the trunk...... Recently my car was past due on it's inspection and while I waited for the hubs to fix the issues preventing a passing inspection I was a nervous wreck! It took forever to get to work because every time I saw the police coming at me I had to turn off down a road I didn't need to go down so he or she wouldn't see my outdated sticker! Running from the law is exhausting!
September 10, 201411 yr Bakon, it sounds to me like your bark is worse than your bite. And your advice to the kid to do something nice for someone else was right on. Good for you!
September 10, 201411 yr The kid's name wasn't Steve was it? Lol, I kid .... I know you have to deal with Steve's all day long. Your a good egg, bakon. ..... :)
September 10, 201411 yr Awww :) The cops make me nervous too...Once I catch sight of one I start feeling and acting like I have a body in the trunk...... Recently my car was past due on it's inspection and while I waited for the hubs to fix the issues preventing a passing inspection I was a nervous wreck! It took forever to get to work because every time I saw the police coming at me I had to turn off down a road I didn't need to go down so he or she wouldn't see my outdated sticker! Running from the law is exhausting! Haha, love this!
September 10, 201411 yr Author If I had stopped them it would not have made the news and I would have a seat for every game. Back scratching at its best
September 10, 201411 yr you going soft hanging around us too much lol now I am feeling sorry for this kid, nice job officer I hope he calls you and you take him out for doughnuts you can never have too many friends or role models!
September 10, 201411 yr It was only yesterday that I learned Bakon was police! I hope you didn't share details of any crimes with him! LOL :) I didn't know at first either but caught it in a thread a few months ago.
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