Awww Bakon really is......a ***** cat meow......xx

Awww Bakon really is......a ***** cat meow......xx

im really hoping thats p u s s y doreen that has been starred out or you really need to stay out of the curse it thread for a while  :lol:

I'm what I eat

im really hoping thats p u s s y doreen that has been starred out or you really need to stay out of the curse it thread for a while  :lol:

I wrote *****...honest.....I must be the only one with a prude I pad....l.ol

This is hilerious it won't let me type it....it's spooked I tell you.....xx

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So working today and just want to get back to station. Quiting time and I been on 7 days straight.

Got late call, in hurry, stuck in high school traffic in a marked car. Third car back from the light.

Light turns green and some meathead blows it, ok maybe I can ignore it, but then stupid kid at the front of our line lays into his car

Its a turd, makes a bunch of noise out of one of those fart can mufflers, runs it up through the gears and its not moving much faster than the regular traffic

Screaming down the road he eventually cracks the speed limit and keeps rising

People laying back from the rutkus, I am now on the highway behind him by 500 feet.

Of course whole high school lets out this way and I got to play my my part, lights go on

Go around three cars and catch fart mobile and light blower at next light

Stop and get out, you over there, you follow

Lady gets out of Lincoln lightblowermobile- sorry, didn't want to skid, wasn't paying attention,

I am still in hurry and she knows she's wrong... get out of here, don't do it again

 

Kid, whats your story

sorry- know I did turn to fast (not really car is turd and turn was just loud)

NO- its your race to nowhere fast, trying to impress your friends?

I don't have any friends.

What? big school and no friends

Sorry officer, but your no a pychosomethingdoctor, and its a long story

Your right kid, no brain doctor but you got to have one friend?

Can you be my friend?

I am being friendly but you got to quit with all the noise, also think you hit 52 and its only 40 zone

Sorry officer, wont do it again. what time you done, want to do something?

Thanks kid but got to run, here's warning, my name on bottom, call station if you need something

thanks but when can you hang out?

I did you favor , now you go do something nice for someone, they will do something nice back, then you will have a friend

ok, i'll try, call you and let you know what happens

 

Go in station- tell everyone I got a friend now, don't need you people anymore, bye. 

:wub:   so proud to be an egg!!

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