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Congratulations Jackie, your son is adorable

And out came titwanks idea of the perfect woman I put in a bar of soap

Yes but that entails the ability to lick your own balls. Once that is mastered you can get in If I color my brunette hair blond will I turn into a dumb blond?

Congrats Kev, you're past the hardest month of them all now

Congrats on 3 months wren, you're doing great!

Elvis Presley Why do girls rule and guys drool?

You got this Opah

Congratulations Marie! You can do it and we will help however we can

They build a bridge simply because no one can hold their breath long enough underwater to build a tunnel Do I have to be gassy to go to a gas station?

Always wear clean underwear in case you're in an accident

@notsmokinjo ok I'll pick new Zealand and the haku boys What kind of dummies stash needles in their hotel rooms before such big games?!

Abortive

Economist

And out came an EBay ad I put in a piece of peanut brittle

His life and no way out of that dry town

Yoyo

And out comes Frankenstein I put in the spring inside a ballpoint pen

Begin to thank people from all over the world who you'll probably never get to meet in person for caring. As my mom miraculously begins to recover from what the drs said was her demise, I can't help but believe it was all the prayers and positive thoughts from every corner of the world that enabled it. I get a tear when I tell people of the many here who have touched my life and sent support. From the positive thoughts to bird choosing my mom for her schools prayer. I will never ever be able to truly tell you just how much it meant, and means, to me.... Thank you all and I hope I can be here for you in your time of need, Jill

Yes as long as it wasn't that man Why does food cook by others always taste better?

Have you made a drunken public promise?

Haven't we already gone over my exit only butt?

Why don't you try one Shane and let us know?