notsmokinjo

Don't ya think different rules apply to fish n chips?

Hell yeah... But can I call mine it sauce?

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Can we have chips with it?

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Ashcoombe Mazes (most grouse place Eva)

VEGEMITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡ Thanks sslip

Thanks Wee, haver as much as ya want.

I consciously gave the kid the initials BS.

Someone else needs to U cos I'm sick of missin out on V.

Industrious iguanas instigate intifada.

Does carbolic soap taste better than dish washing liquid or Tabasco sauce?

How come I went to 1 cemetery to visit 7 grave sites of the grands an great grands an from when I drove through the gate to when I left I did 15kms.... Seriously peeps ya all xathic why can't ya be in the same sections?

I told the kid when she was little and went through a sooky stage (if she fell over, with no wound except her pride, she'd go ta bed an cry for half a day) that it's the law if there is no blood there's no tears and if you cry you loose a year of ya life...also told her if there us blood you can only cry for a minute cos otherwise it won't stop bleeding....and she still looks for blood before crying!

Deciding wot to chuck on the Barbie fer dinner

Dogs don't do drugs

Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.

Scampi

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Beazel I'm confused, don't all pvssies want to be eaten?

And out came a cruise director I put in bowling shoes and a pogo stick

Hey Gordo.. Congratulations on quitting and going nicotine free.. I quit 28 Nov but didn't give up the nicotine chewies until 2weeks ago and I've been feeling a lot of the same things as you. Its only just easing a bit with the physical stuff now so hang in there mate you can do this!

Nailed it there mate.... But seriously you probably noticed I'm having a dodgey time, I'm only just in mth 3 so clearly remember hell week... Remember this week and draw on it when you get a tough patch down the track, I remember cravings bein almost painful in the first few weeks... They get easier and less frequent from here. You have worked do hard to get a week, don't throw it away.

Well done Kate... So ya know how blokes have a wank bank... A little rollerdex of memories to help them when their shaking hands with the unemployed?.... well you need to store up the memory of this crappy day an put it in ya NOPE bank... This memory will remind you of how strong you are and how crappy an stressful today was and you still NOPED..... You kept your quit... Be so proud of this achievement and vent away when you need.

Woz comin in to slam onea the worst writen books I neva finished readin an instead I'm cackin meself.