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Didn't you say posh preps eat garden peas and you eat mushie peas?

Naughty naughty. She has her moments.

Torterous temptresses tormenting titwanker

I'll kick you ar5e.

Just Watchin some movies with the kid before I make her go to bed. Long weekend her so she can stay up late.

Told the Kid they had done naught yet an she said they've got time to make you second breakfast.

2... Need to tell them that I got Vegemite toast and tea for breaky and 2 loads of Washington done by miss 12 an it isn't me real mothers day until May... Put a rocket up their ar5es.

Happy mothers day to those living on the little Islands off the coast of Europe.... Or to personalise it: Poms: Happy Mother's Day Scotts: Latha màthair math Taffys: Diwrnod Mam Hapus Micks: Lá na Máithreacha sona duit Hope you all have a lovely day an get spoilt rotten by the little rotters.

4... 9pm ish here.. Watchin The Pricess Bride with the kid, cos I told her cos its mother's day in the UK and the queens our queen too I get 2 mothers days so she's bein nice today. hope your havin a good mothers day.

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Watching the Princess Bride with the Kid.

Who do you nominate?

If we call it Dishabille Immersion of Rare Golden Bunny Feci Restorative Malange do you think they'd pay top dollar?

NOPE An happy birthdee Catlover.

Cooking some roo skewers

So there's a blonde, a brunette and a red head and they are all interviewing for the same job. At the end of the interview the boss tells them he has 1 final question.. The question he asked all 3 women is "how many D's are in Indiana Jones?"..... The red head answers immediately with " one". The brunette thought about it a few seconds and answered "one". The blonde starred blankly, asked for a own and paper, asked for a calculator then , smiling from ear to ear answered "37...dah-da-da-dah....."

There is absolutely no way me posts could be anything other than superlatively written examples of grammar and perfection.

Gettin there, less yearnings for a durry but about the same with the doom an gloom.

Thank you, you will probably never realise just how important sharing that truth with us was to how many people. For me it couldn't have come at a better time. Thank you for giving me some clarity and a light for the end of my quit tunnel. On a separate note one of my cousins faced the same battle your daughter does. It took 4 trips to rehab for him, the fourth one being a farm/work based program. He is now happily married and expecting his second child, has great job, the stress of a mortgage and is doing well. Every journey is different but with family support it can be done.

Maybe you could call it a whole new beauty treatment an flog it to the Beverly Hills types?

Back on the pizza front : the brother in-law owns a pizza shop an I'm the only relo who doesn't shop there. I don't dislike him, just his product. Reci, there will be NO pizza buttons in pur house.

Don't ya think different rules apply to fish n chips?

Hell yeah... But can I call mine it sauce?

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Can we have chips with it?