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Procrastinating while i get meself the balls to bare me soul.

Treat each ar5ehole most severely .... CRIME

I loved Catweazle... we had that on the ABC ... it was great.... So only 3 stations when you were a kid???, was than when Methuselah played goalie for Everton? and for D.... The D Generation

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and out comes a cricketer I put in some macadamia nuts, a hammer and a cockroach

Day 5 is huge... that means for at least 76 hours you have not had a smoke.... for at least 76 hours you have not put any uncessary and poisonous crap in ya body... heading down the store might 'make it feel better' for all of 30 seconds...... so not worth it mate because for at least 273,600 seconds you haven't had one and its been making you suffer for it too.... don't let the addiction win... you have beaten it already for at least 273,600 seconds not 30 seconds of gratification is worth chuckin that in... hold on tight cos you are doin a great job.

Can it just be a lounge?

Let him... mine was 4 and had just started the not comfortable to run around the house naked stage.... stormed off down the hall to her room and slammed her door into next week.... so I followed her, threw open the door and told her if she slammed the door again I'd take it away and she wouldn't have a door.... I hadn't even got back to the kitchen (not a long hall it was a 2 bedroom unit) an the windows were shakin with the force of the door slam. So I took the screw driver outa the draw it lived in, went and removed her door in total silence and put it in the garage.... call my bluff ya little sh1t... about 9 months later I put it back up and she hasn't slammed it since or called my bluff. PS... I only didn't buy smokes because I had taken the stupid Shepherd pup with me on the work and couldn't take him into coles and couldn't leave him outside because he is psycho.

I any race that scary, I mean the north koreans are a bit of a concern but surely not enough to go into hidin? (I think I'm a bit to sad to have a shot today)

Hi all an thanks.... well this thread sure took on a life of its own... it started with a stupid question about the kids homework (which I deleted), turned into a a mummy vent / cry for help but you were all right it woz really hidin a Quit SOS.....so ^ Don't doubt ya skills of deduction. Last night got real hairy, real quick and it was a very close fvckin call... but so far I have remained both smoke and nicotine (still have about 100 nrt chewies) free... not travelling too well today and I have the long weekend stretchin ahead of me.... no softball, all me mates off for the long weekend, even the parentals... just me, the kid, the dogs. Gee Fluffy Wee... were our princesses separated at birth.... it was like you were watchin events in our place last night... although I found the cure to door slamming... I just removed her door, if she couldn't treat it properly she didn't deserve it.... hasn't slammed her door since she had it back. Mine isn't even a teen, only just turned 12... came close to having a puff... walked 2.5km to Coles to buy a pack even... didn't but it was a very frickin close call. Well can still say I am smoke free... I noped... Thanks everyone here because a huge part of me not giving in last night was not wanting to loose face to you mob. Thanks again.

You think I haven't had a lifetime of practice?

Wouldn't tey hve a whinge if we did?

NOPE....NOPE...NOPE....NOPE.....NOPE....NOPE....NOPE.....NOPE....NOPE...NOPE......NOPE....NOPE....NOPE.....NOPE......NOPE....

3... because you can never have more hairties tan y an use cos the vanish easier than socks in the wash.

Florida's not tgat big

Hangi

Hey CAquitter...great to see you here and doin that hard yards. Keep goin, I can't offer much to help with the quit side because your doing so well but here are some home remedies to help with ya bronchitis... Honey - a natural antibiotic that also coats your throat which eases the pain from coughing. Just take it by the spoonful. If ya can get it NZ mananuka honey is the best. Lemon - both antiseptic and an expectorant (clears the crap out)... juice a lemon into a mug an fill with boilin watef from the kettle...you can add honey (to taste) ... my grandma always added a good shot of brandy, but you could also add rum or wiskey if you wanted. the Vindaloo Cure - I don't know how it helps but it does..... get an extra, exta, exta hot vindaloo an force yaself to eat thd lot. vics - vic on ya chest and back but at bed time cover the souls of your feet with vics then put on thick socks like explorers... put a beanie on ya head and slep like that. Ginger - boil some sliced fresh giner in water for 5 mins then drink like tea. You can add hobey and lemon to this. hope a on the mend and keep strong with ta quit.

And out ame some stone soup I put in a pair of jeans and a top hat

Who should we pick on?

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