notsmokinjo

Good for jam or cake the physalis is a member of the tayta family but it tastes like pineapple! Carambola

Hemorrhoid, cos ya an annoyin pain in the ar5e?

True.... Until she discovered vampires the kids favourite show was question time. TNP would be annoyed if their kid decided to barrack for Man United or the Yankies.

I didn't know selfies were allowed.

-20 Wot time is it? Its slap sticks time....

How awesome are these cops from Queensland?

(^ditto) False... Didn't plan for the ones we got... They are enough. TNP can't wait to be an empty nester.

Glad ya still with us Kev... Man that car is hot.

Um no... Well some... But mostly no... why are my coppers nicer than your coppers?

False... Visit maybe but I luv me sunburnt country too much to be away from it too long... TNP wouldn't change anything from their past if they had the chance.

The copper who asked me to blow into his stick this arvo was pretty hot, don't you get hot coppers in Scotland?

@Doreensfree thanks, even if mine wasn't super important, but you just focus on getting better so you can have some sausages and wotnots.

-18

At the charity fete today there was a Turkish delight stall selling 12 flavours of Turkish delight and one of them was cherry ripe. Passionfruit

Do ya think when they go to fireman school if their not sexy they fail?

True .... Big Wednesday at the Sun theatre..... Very excited... Classic movie in a vintage theatre. TNP will be travelling away from home in the next 3 months

Hand

Everyone gets gold except Dominica Cgaib

Quite uproariously inventive pommy Shane. Fyypg (Good luck?)

-16

True... But more important I have 23 packets of TIMTAMs all with my name on them. TNP has watched a Disney movie recently.

Shouldn't it be a word you don't like to say?

I had a full on fridee... Do you think the magic word us firemens?

Hours, hours I woz ere all on me lonsome listening to me boys suck dogs balls an thinkin, thinkin, thinkin.. Cook dinner and it's Brit O'clock... Yay the britskis savin me from meself. Wonder to meself if all the others wake up in the mornin an as they log on do they think to emselves which frickin Jo will we get today?

I wish i was a fairy with a magic wand that could just make everything good...why can't the gummy shark cook itself... Omg two more sleeps then TIMTAMS!!!!!..... OMG 5 more sleeps then Comm Games... Fairy floss... Omg is coffee bad and fairy floss.... Ballarat raspberry drops... St Kilda sucked today ? gunna be a long season... Need a coffee... Maybe not... Wot crap is on the telly... Hmm need to cook for dogs... Poor dogs... My legs itchy... Where is the fish frypan...OK going to cook dinner.