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I went fishing once and 15 mins after we stopped the boat to fish I found myself hogtied in the dingy with gaffa tape over my mouth tied to the back of the boat...

shower and leave... sauna is the last stop before the showers and home. (thinking of my dad)... After Swim: Straight Home... or cafe for a cuppa and a cake/slice

00 ... monrning in Northy time... OMG my kids is such a frickin girly girl... we went to a buy a sleeping bag... it took over 4 hours... we wet to 2 shops.. then we had to go to Bunnings cos they have a sausage sizzle... and then spent 40 minutes buying a bucket and talking to the staff about the best way to do her art project... I think she may have been flirting... cos seriously how much money does she think I will be spending on craft supplies for her re project... you shoulda been +1

^^^ Bet they wont let me have them in Aus.... foxes are ferral animals here... but I want one.

beak (its someone who wants to know all the goss)

And NOPE... the Aussies beat the poms again... in Melbourne we get every year 1 in march, easter, 1 in June, 1 in Septemeber (the footy) & 1 in November (the horse race).... plus sometimes christmas, new years and straya day.

OMG please can I use this for my next tshirt.... that is frickin awesome....

@Sslip how many long weekends do you lot get?

fingers (they're biscuits)

00... 4 flippin hours to buy 3 pairs of socks, a sleeping bag and a bucket...30mins to buy a week of groceries..

1... We are going sleeping bag shopping... Why has it taken her over 30mins to get dressed???? And now she has to "do" her hair....

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Nah not really, so suspect she popped her phone down and some nuttah got a hold of it. But who could it be?

Just watched this with the kid... absolutely beautiful and the sort of thing a dyslexic mind loves. Thanks @Sazerac

1... I mean we not supposed to tell the foreigners about drop bears, we sposed to pretend they are just made up... but you guys are me mates so I'll let you in on the truth... they are frickin real. Vegemite repellent has severely reduced the incident of attacks, kept the drop bear population at bay but seriously this is not something to joke about.

Is that wot we calling drinking lots of grog now, getting hacked? Or is it Mr Weegie trying to get her to go to be?

1.... good tip Reci but we only have Drop Bears down here.... and I'm sure they will have vegemite every day so they will be fine.

0 .. the kid oves shopping.. i might need to take a packed lunch.. I see a visit to the army disposal and rays tent city and anaconda

And if someone wants two they could do a swapsy with someone who doesn't have a sister?

do we have to put all sisters in the cave or can I keep one out?

0 .. i hate shopping....

0 probably not, but I got nearly 8 hours.... so at least I feel human... about to do the mum thing and go sleeping bag shopping for camp.

00 thanks G... I see you were kept entertained in my absence.

My princess sister is going in... but mys baby bread sister can stay out... is it cool if not all sisters go in?

00... the sleeping tablet I relented and took last night was most peaceful... butt I missed not only a slappin but a spanking... at least Gski will be happy