Boo

Those are some big shears. I'm making a break for it...

Oh! A very early good morning.

Welcome aboard Nina. Enjoy the sweet taste of freedom.

NOPE!

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Yep!

-8 Until the estrogen corps come smashing through again.

Welcome aboard Paul. We're all about some free expression here. If anyone did try to censor us, they would die of exhaustion. Grab a seat. Say what's on your mind. Enjoy the ride.

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The possibilities with this thread...I don't even know where to start with the innuendo and double entendres. Dutch hoe? Dirty Digger? Bush? Edging? The wheelbarrow? I'm gonna need a minute.

-13 I've heard that when this many chicks get together, their lady issues start to synchronize with each other. Something about ovaries and hormones. Watch your six sticks. And may God have mercy on us all.

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Speaking of that...we've had two solid days of rain here in Chattanooga. We're running Cooper to North Chick tomorrow morning. Hold on tight, this is gonna be fun! The Horny Toad abides.

You're right on pace Jacqueline. We spent years conditioning ourselves to turn to the cigarette, it takes a little while to reprogram our brains. With every NOPE, you strengthen the new neural pathways being created. You've got the commitment and whys down, in due time those smoking thoughts will diminish and eventually vanish. Right on track.

-6 They see us having a good time over here and can't stand it. That's why they close their eyes during sex, drives 'em crazy to see a man enjoy anything.

We're all cool kids here. Except Bakon...

But seriously...Doreen and I are having a simple, mildly inappropriate, public display of affection and Stewie and Rec made it weird. Dammit guys!

I'm waiting...

That simple realization, figuring out that you never "needed" a cigarette is vital to a successful quit. That, and realizing that the addiction and cigarettes have exactly as much power as we give them. You see the whole practice of smoking for the silly exercise in futility that it is and cigarettes for the stupid little inanimate objects they are...there's really nothing to fight. Just don't put things in your mouth and light them on fire. Simple. Keep on rockin' in the free world Pixel.

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Can we get a "dislike this" button? It would be a convenient way of showing my disgust when Bakon posts something.