Boo

What kind of goofy shit have I stepped in today? It's Bakon! He's the reason we can't have nice things.

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Yep, you did it. Congratulations. This process will reward you many times over.

Too

Oh! Hey girl...how's the weather?

Dammit man! Keep your weird role-play fetish to yourself.

Welcome aboard AgaveGirl. Congratulations on starting down the path to freedom. It sounds like you've hit that point with smoking where the futility of it all is setting in. You smoke because you need a nicotine fix; you need a nicotine fix because you smoke. It is a vicious cycle that takes a lot and returns nothing. Good riddance. It's perfectly natural to feel a bit of nervous anticipation before starting a quit. It gets better when you realize there is absolutely nothing to fear and frankly, nothing to fight. The addiction can only make suggestions, you have all the power. The minute you ash out that last one, your freedom from nicotine begins. Proceed.

NOPE!

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2 We had a double.

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Sweet nectar!

18 Dammit Doreen!

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Sure I do. Mom's been telling me how hard it was for 42 years now. And no, I'm not an only child. I have an older sister, but she only weighed in at a touch over 8 pounds.

Oh!

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I weighed in at 11 pounds and 7 ounces at birth. I was the biggest baby born in Bradley County, Tennessee in 1974. That's a start.

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