It would be fabulous if your next trip is for a day or two so we can have a proper catch up.

 

FLY

I wish i could fly to the moon.

 

Princess.

My Princess was married this year and now she's somebody's Queen  

 

Incontinent

 

I hope I never have incontinent issues.

 

Bong

Now that Pot is legal in Canada, I suppose I should purchase a bong!

 

truck

I  am in the market for a shiny new truck.

 

NIMBLE

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack jumped over a candle stick!

 

AFFLICTED 

The current Australian XI are afflicted with a deficit of talent.

 

LOSERS

Edited January 7, 20197 yr by notsmokinjo

When or team looses. we all feel like losers!

 

SPIDER

Spider, the eight legged land nope.

 

Weasel

Some politicians are lying weasels.

 

Scissors

Did your mother never tell you to run with Scissors in your hand?

 

Eclipse 

Do you fancy watching a solar or lunar eclipse?

 

PERSONALITY

He has a great personality but a face that will crack a mirror!

 

GIBLETS

 

 

 

Giblets only belong one place and it's not my plate or my stomach!

 

pineapple

Sponge Bob and Gary live in a pineapple under the sea  

 

Squid

The uppity restaurants serve squid, but they call it something fancy.

 

REBEL

 

I started singing rebel rebel, it sounds much better in my head than out loud as sadly I am tone deaf.

 

 

Sugarplum

 

 

 

 

Wee me must be a Sugarplum Fairy because they are purple.

 

FRACTION

If I get just a fraction of tonight's $110million Powerball I'll be a happy camper.

 

Luck

I will assume you had no luck winning that Powerball lottery?

 

Slippery

 

That was a slippery slope

 

Sleazy 

The bar I frequent is a little on the sleazy side

 

eloquent 

 

But, I met such an eloquent man at your sleazy bar, Reci !

 

Misfit

I’ve always wondered about Dolly on the Island of Misfit Toys. 
 

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