False, they feed themselves in my yard

 

TNP saves spiders and puts them outside instead of killing them

True, even though they give me the creeps.

 

TNP has a salad with dinner most nights.

False but I probably should

 

TNP drinks milk with dinner

False - Don't drink anything with dinner actually.

 

TNP has had at least 1 broken bone in their lifetime?

False but I did crush my wrist when I wrecked on my duel sport motorcycle

 

TNP likes to gamble

False - never had a thing for gambling. The wife likes it though.

 

TNP has been bitten by a dog.

True, when I was a little girl our standard poodle bit me by accident 

 

TNP has had stitches

True...only had the last lot out 2 weeks ago. Wanna see the pics?

 

TNP has had a black eye.

False, at least I don't remember ever having one

 

TNP has won over $1000.00 at one time

False...won a couple a hundy a time or two at the geegees but never cracked the 1k mark.

 

TNP likes to have a flutter (bet on the horse races/dogs/trotts)?

True although I haven't bet on the horses in a few years now.

 

TNP still sends bills through snail mail

False although I do get a few paper statements 

NP has a green thumb 

True but not from trying lol

 

TNP has a best friend of the opposite sex

True.

 

TNP  has had a public rant at a stranger.

True lol

 

TNP has had their mouth washed out with soap

FALSE - is that not an old wives tale?

 

Tnp has eaten snails? 

3 hours ago, WeegieWoman said:

FALSE - is that not an old wives tale?

 

Tnp has eaten snails? 

 

No it's not, I had my mouth washed out with soap for cussing when I was a kid, yuck lol

 

False

 

TNP has eaten grass

False, or at least not that I can remember 

TNP knows how to change a tire (car)

True!

 

TNP eats breakfast everyday

True, just not always 'breakfast' food.

 

TNP

 

Barks to express themselves sometimes.

False, I prefer to yell 😂😂

 

TNP loves handing out Halloween candy to the little goblins

False .. there is no such tradition here (which is a shame, I would like to hand out candy!)

 

Tnp is a morning person

True....and a night person...

Just not a very good sleep person.

 

(Halloween is not a thing here either)

 

TNP has pierced something other than their ear lobes

False.

 

TNP has a great singing voice. 

True in my own mind 😄😄

 

TNP cuts all their meat into bite size pieces before eating it