May 25, 20179 yr Yep, I just got a 'get with the f&cking program' b*tchslap. <didn't even fu&king hurt> Lmfao he hits like a bitch, huh?
May 25, 20179 yr Lmfao he hits like a bitch, huh? Damn it guys... why you got to embarass me in public like that. I got fcuking feelings you know. I am fragile... like a fcuking butterfly. Fcukers.
May 27, 20179 yr So..here I am..bloody bored stiff..carnt do nofin..except come here and annoy gud folks..sorry Oh ya nearly forgot...........fcuk.
May 28, 20179 yr So; it's been quite the fuckin day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My brother, who is in his 60's, disowned me today by text message on my phone. Told me he never wants to speak to me again. What the Fukc????? He and our 97 year old mother live in the same community about 1,200 km (750 miles) away from me. Sounds like they had some sort of dust up yesterday and he's blaming me for what ever happened. Sounded like mother won't talk to him about something and just mentioned my name and "what I've done" ?? I don't even know what that means! But what the Fukc! Are you 12 years old??? "Mom likes you better than me so now I'm mad at you!" I think I might need your assistance here Marti cuz I just can't think of enough swear words right now to do this situation justice. You can pick your friends; you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your fuckin relatives!! OK - Rant Over (Fukc!!)
May 28, 20179 yr Marti's go to is twunt. I am partial to douche nozzle, douche canoe, or telling people to eat a bag of dicks.
May 29, 20179 yr Marti's go to is twunt. I am partial to douche nozzle, douche canoe, or telling people to eat a bag of dicks. "Wankstain." Marti used that phrase once and it has become a personal favorite.
May 29, 20179 yr "Wankstain." Marti used that phrase once and it has become a personal favorite. ^^ This! Describes him perfectly - thanks :)
May 29, 20179 yr "Wankstain." Marti used that phrase once and it has become a personal favorite. That is fantastic!!
June 2, 20179 yr Phuckin' whiners. When the problem has been identified you move to step two...resolving said problem. Or, you could just piss away valuable time bitching and moaning about the problem which accomplishes jackshit.
June 2, 20179 yr What the fruck! So first the dryer has shrunk (ahem...) like 4 pairs of jeans since my quit and now THE ONE PAIR that still fcuking fits me has Doberman teeth marks all over it. Damn dog! If he wasn't so damn cute, I'd turn him into a fcuking rug. Now I have to go fcuking jeans shopping TODAY while extra fat!! Fcuk.
June 7, 20179 yr Pleeeeeeeeeze more forms... You gotta be kidding..you know everything..and some...fcuk !!!
June 10, 20179 yr Damn older brother has to get a angiogram and a stint in his heart thanks ******* smoking i hate cigs
June 10, 20179 yr Aww sorry to hear this Jimmy..sending positive prayers and speedy recovery to your brother.. Smoking stinks for sure ( fcuk)....
June 11, 20179 yr Sucks Jimmy :( Hope things go well. My Brother in law had all that done a few years back and he's been fine ever since, He quit smoking during surgery and recovery but unfortunately, took it up again shortly afterward. I hope it's a different story with your brother. Smoking does no good for anyone!
June 12, 20179 yr 2 1/2 years out and I have a smoking dream :blink: . As in, feel it in my throat, good ol' eye burn, etc. It wasn't a panic but more like a WT?? Gross! <hope that's the last of those for a long time> gross fk
June 12, 20179 yr I just want to sleep for one fcuking night without a kid trying to stealth mode into my bed, or wake me at stupid o bloody clock with a film on, or a cat throwing up! I miss sleep. I love all these guys but they are driving me batshit crazy!
June 15, 20179 yr I cuking hate it when you're chattin chattin to someone on the phone and realize you're going on about utter shite. And you tell yourself - stfu - and can't stop... meh, apparently i'm a conversational moron now fcuks sake
June 19, 20179 yr Another vile attack to the innocent people of our country ..my prayers.. Fcuk!!!! Another one?! Fcuk! :(
June 23, 20179 yr Are you kiddin me..cave diver ...you must have been here all fcukin night posting..idiot.!!!!!!
June 23, 20179 yr ^^^ Yeah - what a tool :P Oh, sorry. Forgot it was curse thread ......................... What a fukcin tool!!
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