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Describe your penis with a movie title..

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6 hours ago, Boo said:

 

The plot line had some holes in it and the characters weren't fully developed, but the action scenes were great.

 

I would give it two thumbs up, but one of my hands is busy.

 

Oh Jesus Christ. Aren't we on a groaner joke roll?

 

But that line "I'll come again". I know what THAT means. "I'll be back" was probably the best known line in T2 (1991) and they did not want to plagiarize it so they had to alter it.

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4 hours ago, Jetblack said:

 

Oh Jesus Christ. Aren't we on a groaner joke roll?

 

I know right?  Who would've thought that a thread about naming your penis after a movie would devolve into such lowbrow schlock?

 

I'm clutching my pearls and leaving this filthy thread in a huff!

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4 hours ago, Boo said:

 

I know right?  Who would've thought that a thread about naming your penis after a movie would devolve into such lowbrow schlock?

 

I'm clutching my pearls and leaving this filthy thread in a huff!

Shlocksex

When your penis is so long that, to hide it, you are required to tuck it down your pants and shove it into your sock (becomes awkward if wearing shorts)

shlock, shlock, ticitty toc, whip it out, then shove it in your sock

Tsk !!!! Bragging again....

1 hour ago, Doreensfree said:

Shlocksex

When your penis is so long that, to hide it, you are required to tuck it down your pants and shove it into your sock (becomes awkward if wearing shorts)

shlock, shlock, ticitty toc, whip it out, then shove it in your sock

Tsk !!!! Bragging again....

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4 hours ago, Doreensfree said:

Shlocksex

When your penis is so long that, to hide it, you are required to tuck it down your pants and shove it into your sock (becomes awkward if wearing shorts)

shlock, shlock, ticitty toc, whip it out, then shove it in your sock

Tsk !!!! Bragging again....

 

That reminds me...I need to to put some oil on the axle bracket of my wheelbarrow.

 

And now back to our regularly scheduled programming, the whole describe your penis with a movie title thing.  In the spirit of #MeToo, I'm calling mine "The Accused." 

Any movie with the word "small" on the title really.

5 minutes ago, MrTitwank said:

Any movie with the word "small" on the title really.

Will this do?

Stuart Little

2 hours ago, notsmokinjo said:

Will this do?

Stuart Little

 

Needs to be smaller...

15 hours ago, MrTitwank said:

 

Needs to be smaller...

The Smallest Show On Earth 

Sslip, are you trying to summon Doreen?

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