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Love cats but could not have them, I am allergic, but it does please me they do lick their butts just like dogs!!

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Well Boo, I have not seen many famous people in my life but I did get to see Howard Cosell climb a chain link fence when he was in Texas to cover an Evil Kenievel event here in Texas.  As far as the other two I would not admit to.
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Also got to see Kurt Russell, Cher and Meryl Streep when part of a movie was filmed where I worked, Silkwood.  They are just regular people except for Meryl. They are larger than life on the big screen but when you see them for a couple of weeks, you realize they are just people doing their jobs.

 

Okay I can live with that but how do we find that 5% in case we need them?

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29 minutes ago, Kris said:

Well Boo, I have not seen many famous people in my life but I did get to see Howard Cosell climb a chain link fence when he was in Texas to cover an Evil Kenievel event here in Texas. 

 

Memories.  Those Saturday afternoon episodes of the "Wide World of Sports" when Evel Knievel was attempting his latest bad ass stunt were must-see TV.  That man was a hero to many of us.

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The sad part of this memory is that I can remember Howard climbing the fence and have no memory of Evil's jump. I just remember my Stepdad laughing at the fence climb.

We all came into the world needing diapers, looks like we will all be leaving the same way, in diapers.

 

Getting old is no walk in the park!

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1 hour ago, Kris said:

We all came into the world needing diapers, looks like we will all be leaving the same way, in diapers.

 

Getting old is no walk in the park!

Carn,t wait lol...

Yep Doreen, sometimes we just can't wait! I have not had the so called 'accident" in public but arrived home only to wet my pants. I have really learned to listen to my body.  You may think you are okay but your body can turn on you.  It will sneak up on you, just like the nicotine monster.  We all have to be vigilant, I will say I would prefer to wet my pants over lighting up!

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I'm happy to say at the time of writing this ...I'm in full control....until...

I hear that funny joke 

I run too long 

I drink too much 

I cough too much 

It's cold out ....

Ect ....😁

At least we don't have to worry about where the ashtray goes anymore. LOL

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Paddy was at the airport going through Customs.

Customs: What have you got in those two sacks on your shoulders.?

Paddy: Oh just a lot of mobile phones.

Customs: So why so many mobile phones.?

Paddy: Well on my travels I had a call from my mate Mick,

He told me that he was starting up a Jazz Band, and could

I bring him back two Saxophones.

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