June 17, 20215 yr 1 hour ago, Doreensfree said: This is too clever for me ...🙁 I got it. Of course I have always been gifted.
June 19, 20215 yr I'm adopting a healthier lifestyle so I parked walked inside to get donuts instead of using the drive_thru Edited June 19, 20215 yr by Linda Spelling
June 19, 20215 yr You know your getting old when you can't walk past a bathroom without thinking I might as well pee while I'm here
June 19, 20215 yr Mothers day sale commercials diamonds on sale for $3000 Fathers day commercials mens cargo shorts on sale for $10.00
June 19, 20215 yr How long do you keep A pair of jeans hoping to fit into them again one day. Its 30 years right
June 19, 20215 yr Me at 18 this radio station is playing my jams Me at 25 this bar is playing my jams Me now this grocery store is playing my jams
June 20, 20215 yr Why do eggs come in a flimsy Styrofoam carton and batteries come in a package only a chainsaw can open
June 20, 20215 yr Week ago my mother in law began reading the exorcist she said it was the most evil book she had ever read so evil in fact she couldn't finish it she took it to the beach and threw it into the ocean off a fishing pier I went and bought another copy ran the faucet over it and left it in the night table drawer by her bed I'm going to hell
June 20, 20215 yr Sitting in a recliner naked watching a movie eating ice cream and Doritos minding my own business and Wal-Mart calls the cops
June 20, 20215 yr Exercise gives you energy but you need energy to exercise sounds like a pyramid scheme to me
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