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So take the boys...a group of gents in their late 60s to mid 70s....and introduce Stage 3 isolation rules...which mean no goin' Dr own the club for drinks and punting (betting on the horses)...add a couple of tech savvy grandkids to show em how to Zoom....and I give you ..

 

kid: Grandad what are you doing?😶

grandad: me an the boys are dressed for the races 😎

Grandma: and drinking too much beer 🙄

 

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Clock the Crownie....beer of champions

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29 minutes ago, notsmokinjo said:

Hey @Cbdave did it 'kinda taste like chicken'?

Don’t know..... still in the smoker..... smells like duck... saving the fat... hope the dianosaus didn’t have heart problems

Gday

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Forgot the pic silly me

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Paddy went to his local supermarket after a lunchtime session to do some shopping

With his list, he went to reach for the largest cucumber in the shop when this tall sexy looking blonde also went to grab it.

“Oh yeah, I bet I know now why you be wanting the biggest one,” he winked.

“You’ve got me” she giggled, “Do you fancy coming back to mine and watching?”

“No thanks,” said Paddy, “I’ve got better things to do with me time than be standing around watching a woman make sandwiches.”

 

G’day 

sorry got this old lame dad joke

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