If your wife is small and skinny now, but you walk into the big girls store at the mall, cuz the stuff in Victoriassecretwhorewear is too small for a man to wear, and you pretend you are both looking for a present for a big girl friend, do you think the two girls behind the counter talk about you when you leave?

Wow... lmfao

5-0... they probably talk about you when you leave no matter where you are.

Hypothetically

I don't even have the words......  wtf is all I can come up with.

No. But they always wink at me.

Did you walk in wearing your heels?  Or did you leave them at home this time?  Makes a difference....

Yeah I think it all depends on what you are wearing when you walk in there.  Makes all the difference :)

Told ya mankini's were only online now....  :fool:

Not me you perverts. Asking for a friend

It's always for  "a friend"   no matter what the uncomfortable situation is

Ya asking for a friend...heard that a hundred times...

Mmmmmm not the only horney toad around these parts l.ol..

roflmao :lol2: ...that's all I've got...

Oh he's just trucking with us. Or is he?  :blink:

Hey, Bakon, forget those jealous, snarky salesgirls! I found exactly the right fashion statement for you. PM me and we'll arrange for a "private" showing.  ;)

 

 

So let me ask it this way...

 

Did your "friend" borrow your heels and walk in the store that way?  Makes a difference.

What if I said it was for the man cave? And all the other guys are doing it?

I would believe you.  

Yep they rerun the security tape at break time and have a good chuckle over coffee and doughnuts, might even end up on YouTube!

 

Fess up bakon, you were in there knicker sniffing and bra fiddling,there must be a forum for that ;)

I think that Bakon got into the evidence room again.  :huh:

OMG! Tell me it is't so!   :gagging-928:

ROFL knicker sniffing haha.

wait...............

 

what?

Oh bakon