January 26, 201511 yr If you apply to be a professor let babs and I know we can put in a good word for you!OMG LMAO today!! I will be sure to let you guys know when enrollment opens up for my class. LOL OH btw the cop story completely cracking me up - kids are a piece of work sometimes..
January 26, 201511 yr Jess.. the kid story is completely AMAZEBALLS!!! It is the kind of classic story that goes down in the history book of awesomeness. You guys will tell that story to everyone and laugh and laugh and laugh. I will start you guys off with something light and see how you handle it. I once got a gun pulled on me by some hillbillies that thought we drove by there house and shot at them.... I was actually playing mailbox baseball in the back of a pick up truck and had just hit there mailbox on the way by. Interesting night... went to the popo station... didn't get locked up... but they called my parents. Don't judge me 5-0.
January 27, 201511 yr I agree with Babs. We all have a little bad, but most of us won't dare to share. :) And we all love the sex stories. lol
January 27, 201511 yr And we all love the sex stories. lolI'm resisting sharing these! Too many embarrassing moments to call on!
January 27, 201511 yr I'm resisting sharing these! Too many embarrassing moments to call on! Resistance is futile....
January 27, 201511 yr Author We have no panties Wednesdays on most motorcycle trips...thinking of starting crossdress Sundays for Stu
January 27, 201511 yr We have no panties Wednesdays on most motorcycle trips...thinking of starting crossdress Sundays for StuSo Sunday I would have to wear pants? On Wednesdays - do you get chafed? Sudo Cream is great for that.
January 27, 201511 yr So one of my first classes in college was Archaeology. There was another girl in the class named Kristin. She decided she liked my rear end. Everyday as I would walk by her desk she would smack it, and eventually we went on a date to see Original Sin at the theater. Apparently this was a challenge to my married professor because he then started taking her on dates and they wound up sleeping together. As for going to jail, I was arrested once but not actually taken in to custody. The police officer cited me for manufacturing and distributing because of one pathetic little illegal houseplant. That dumb plant landed me in rehab and drug court for a year. Also, my husband dated my best friend all through high school. She's not my friend anymore, lol.
February 5, 201511 yr Okay! I was on a drunk, and woke up one morning in bed with a woman, I had never seen before. I didn't want to wake her, so I got out of bed and quietly dressed and sneaked out of the bedroom and went outside for a smoke. I walked down to the end of the block, and had a look at the street sign, to figure out where the hell I was. Then, I crept back into her house and called a cab and then waited outside on the step, until it came to take me home. I found my car the next day outside a bar, I didn't frequent much. I didn't go in, for fear that she was in it. I never saw her again. :P
February 16, 201610 yr I lost 2people i vate about this weekend my nefew dustin roye killed friday in a car wtecl and beth moore Famn valentines day sucks baf tje last 2 years
February 16, 201610 yr I lost 2people i vate about this weekend my nefew dustin roye killed friday in a car wtecl and beth moore Famn valentines day sucks baf tje last 2 years i think i get the gist of it ((jimmy)) xx
February 18, 201610 yr Sent my friend a picture through the i pad...as I was trying on a pair of skinny jeans... Does my bum look big in these I ask... Mmm try straight leg was the reply...dam....
February 23, 201610 yr My mother is a Devout Methodist. Ran out of smokes at age 17 and tore the "C's" out of the Concordance at the back of her Bible and used it to roll smokes from butt end tobacco. There is a particular smell to burning Bible paper. . . She still has the same Bible and always always muses out loud " I don't understand where the C's are!" I guess there are a lot of words in the Bible that start with C. I have told my mother lots of stuff, but that goes to the grave.
March 20, 201610 yr I left the house today so I could get some Quit train time. Hub and kids wanted all wanted something. Currently sitting in the parking lot at Target. Guess I should go get some actual shopping done. Lol.
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