gathered together and tore up the

evidence. Unfortunately superstition dictates, that every first born 

must call home before ET gets

on a starship, because otherwise their karma

Will loose it's shine and then

someone will need to buy shoe polish for their shoes, put on their shoes and

Click their heals three times and say

Time for a walk but where do I

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Walk in this downpour. Maybe I 

should just stay at home and

knit some mittens for

the kittens if kittens could wear mittens but they can't so instead

I'll get out my crayons and

color your world so you can

live a colorful life and when the time comes

we can climb the mountain where

we can camp for a few days and then

Go get ready for

a long trek during which

Well be looking for Bigfoot and

since we won't find him we will go back to

the future and see if they have found him there

and in the future we will find that Bigfoot doesn't exist and never did so

We might as well go back to he present and

Because you shouldn't live in the past and it is better to...