I confess that I judge others harshly.

 

 

And that I do not give enough money to charity

Dear Beacon, I have never seen you judge harshly...and I have seen you give so much time and talent on this board...I think you are too hard on yourself.  (((Beacon))) 

 

And I will bet you never punched a zebra!!!

I just soaked two of Chris's cats with the hose, sneaky buggers keep trying to get into the kids paddling pool...so I figured you want water....now I feel a bit bad.

 

I also accidently shoved one off the bed this morning when it scared the crap out me whilst sleeping.

 

I'm actually a cat person normally too, just these cats are sneaky feckers!

I just soaked two of Chris's cats with the hose, sneaky buggers keep trying to get into the kids paddling pool...so I figured you want water....now I feel a bit bad.

 

I also accidently shoved one off the bed this morning when it scared the crap out me whilst sleeping.

 

I'm actually a cat person normally too, just these cats are sneaky feckers!

Let 'em know who is Boss!

Hide the box so they can't poop. They will swell up then can't jump up

Holy cow punching zebras and drowned kitties lol

 

I confess...

 

My mum and dad used to do banger racing, basically beat up old cars crash in  into each other around a circuit  

 

My dad brought cars ready for scrap, bringing them home and taking out Windows, mirrors, lights and giving them a good whack to look more menacing and beat up

 

We kids helped too it was fun!

 

Until one day we saw a new car brought in by my dad, he went inside and us village kids helped out on the demolition only for my dad to come screaming out!

 

Oops that one wasn't  a banger racer  it was the new/old family car

 

Holy crap I can't remember the wallop but I bet I got one!

 

Years later dad still went on about it, but I blamed him for conditioning us lol

your silly islanders- demolition derby or crash up derby or just derby....I confess we look so much smarter everytime an islander talks...and they are supposed to be doing it right and us wrong.

 

I confess I am going to do nothing at work tonight because the 4th is the best holiday. Get out of jail free tonite to help celebrate us being free from the King of England and their awful language.

Lmao derby is for donkeys in England, I know this is giving you fuel fur ball but seriously they are called donkey derbys where donkeys race up the beach  :P

 

I Confess to a bunch of friends stealing a shopping trolley(cart) and taking two really drunk friends home in it only to tip them out and one  of the girls dislocated her shoulder :(

 

I also confess as one of my friends was sleeping in a tent while we working at the Fairfield riat show to getting the  lads to lift off the tent and leave her all exposed on a camp bed with nothing but a t-shirt and thong

 

We are still best buddies today :)

In my defence I didn't drown them.... Lessons must be learnt and I do like to teach :)

I Cannot believe you lot have led such a blessed confession free life  now come  on dish the dirt  :D

Ok,

I confess....I have shrub growing in my garden .....

That I stole from Paul mcartneys house...

I don't like to be near smokers. I feel bad for them but do even want to see them

What a snob I have become.

I don't like to be near smokers. I feel bad for them but do even want to see them

What a snob I have become.

Me either.  I am afraid breathing in the smallest amount of second hand smoke could do more damage to my lungs.  Maybe overreacting, but who knows.  I don't want to have that smell on me either.  YUCK

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For a very long time I thought Scott Peterson was innocent.

For a very long time I thought Scott Peterson was innocent.

I don't even know what to say to this...........

At least you didn't become a prison bride.  :)

Ok,

I confess....I have shrub growing in my garden .....

That I stole from Paul mcartneys house...

Now that is just awesome!

I Love Swimming Underwater.  :P

your silly islanders- demolition derby or crash up derby or just derby....I confess we look so much smarter everytime an islander talks...and they are supposed to be doing it right and us wrong.

 

I confess I am going to do nothing at work tonight because the 4th is the best holiday. Get out of jail free tonite to help celebrate us being free from the King of England and their awful language.

A storm in a teacup...

 

We miss you too - such a balanced lot.

 

:wub:

I confess to watching exactly one half hour of world cup. The end.

For a very long time I thought Scott Peterson was innocent.

I am interested in why... :)

Ok,

I confess....I have shrub growing in my garden .....

That I stole from Paul mcartneys house...

COOL!!!  :)

I confess

 

I am not about  much at the moment as I am concentrating on the continuation of my health journey

 

I am getting to grips with my diet, drinking and exercise

 

Also I am going away for 3 months and have given notice in to my job and accommodation

 

I'm sure I will have a lot to confess when away ;) and no bakon I'm not doing hard time in a jail lol

 

I also confess to sneaking through a small window at a friend's house to get to the freezer as she worked for a cake company her son was with me I was skinny enough to get through the window

 

Boy we fed all the village kids, I was popular that day :)

 

I joined the RAF to get away from the village people ;)

burrito is one of the village people. Y M C A 

three months- your virginity takes a little longer to grow back....

three months- your virginity takes a little longer to grow back....

too funny.....