1. Stay the way you are and you'll go far 😂

2.  wait, you went to this school?

3. It was fun having you in my 3rd period class

4.  Have a nice trip, see you next fall.

5. Hopefully we can hang out this summer

6. Thanks for a great year

7. Good luck next year

8. Best friends forever

 

In their living room

1.  Three dogs.

2. Remote controls

3. throw pillows

4. Tv

5. Chair

6. Fireplace

7. Poofs

8. Coffee table

 

In your hall closet

1 coats

2. Vacuum

3 boots

4. Store clutter when unexpected guests arrive

5 Cat Litter

6. Flag

7. The eskys (coolers, chilly bins)

8.  Hats

 

In your car’s center console 

1. Approximately 10,000 napkins

 

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A Recent Spousal Scene from our Subaru

 

"Honey, can you grab my phone charger? It's in the center console. Under the napkins."

 

<rummaging noises> "Good grief! How many napkins do we have in here?" 

 

"Why would you ever throw away a perfectly good napkin? You never know when we might need one in an emergency!"

 

"Uh, we have enough napkins in here to last us a lifetime. Plus it's a pandemic, and we hardly ever actually GO anywhere that would necessitate napkins."

 

"But what if there's National Napkin Shortage?! We should be prepared!"

 

"Okay, when the apocalypse comes we'll wave our napkins at it. Good plan. In the meantime, we're going to have to start a Napkin Storage Annex in the back seat if we don't weed out these dang things pretty soon."

 

"Well you were pretty dang glad the last time you spilled your coffee. Those napkins came in handy, didn't they!?"

 

"True that. You were my beloved napkin ninja. But I still think you need a 12-step program for Napkin People."

 

"I admitted I was powerless and my napkins have become unmanageable!"

 

"Oh look... I found your charger."