Probably could do with some extra morale support right now 

 

he always tries to bring humour/humor to make people feel better 

 

Lets return the favour  :P

He Loves Teeth  :D

 

Bakon - because he is a COP

 

his real name - is hidden in one of his posts 

 

definately loves dogs more than cats

He is a fantastic husband and really adores his wife,

 

Is going through a very hard time but still keeps his sense of humour, he's a good person, I mean piece of meat,

 

Kind and thoughtful, he really does love us foreigners even though he pretends not to ;)

 

Now enough of the mushy stuff.....

He is a dirt bird and loves perving on women, loves the boobies,

His sons are messed up apparently,

Speaks double dutch,

Loves bikes, racing.

He's not afraid to speak his mind lol

He loves a bit of egg

Loves women women women women.....

Ya gotta love a bit of bakon xxxxx

Bakon looks really good in pink :)

- 9 is his favorite number

His garage is his favorite place

made up the game chicks and sticks - named after some bogus hockey team from school

 

 

self proclaimed - neat freak 

Nancy is his favorite egg.

Is good at motivating people, when they lack the NOPE attitude (thanks dude)

 

Has a weird but good sense of humor, especially in these hard times he never drops his head on his chest!!!

 

Speaks a native language, which not everyone is able to follow- you gotta learn a little Bakonish :P 

Grilled or fried. An essential part of a special breakfast.

 

Bakon has a Harley. So spends 2, 3 hours a year with the wind in his hair and 3,4 hours a weekend with a wrench in his hand.

Bakon can always make me laugh.  He keeps us from taking ourselves too seriously, and he gives great advice to Newbies. 

Nancy is his favorite egg.

Yes, he loves me best!!!

Loves a bit of fun....

But does have a serious side when needed.......always supportive when someone needs help......

That's if he's not speeding up te highway on his Harley......

Thanks everyone

 

he also has a slight hang over from punishing himself with beer. Bad boy- more beer.

 

So I got a bike, wife, garage, job, attitude and like women. Good summary.

Bakon ahhh the tales we could tell of Bakon!.............a man of great mystery, as we say in ole blighty a good egg, although slightly cracked in the heid, likes us all to believe he is a tough one to crack, but underneath that hard exterior is a softer centre, he is a bit like the Scarlet Pimpernell........elusive  ;) xx

I had to google that. you islanders do that on purpose me thinks

He liked to talk to himself in chat!

I didn't realize the po po.

Whenever I see one of our fine boys in blue I get all paranoid. And I am wayyyy too boring to break any laws.

 

Bakon tell us 2 things more about yourself!

he like to  joke around but he also has a serious side he just a great guy :D

I started working 7 days a week at age 12 (paperboy) and haven't stopped. Army (missiles in Germany) was 24/7, on call every third day, guard duty every other weekend. Now my shift changes every week, 7 days in a row each time I start, different days off each time. 24 years here. because I started young, at least 8 more years to go.

 

So 34 years of working weekends, holidays and whenever everyone else is sleeping. Good thing is when I am off, everyone else is working so no lines at WALMART.

 

So number 1 is I am always working it feels like.

#2- I like making people nervous by following them for no reason.   (Just kidding, I make one up!)