This has @Boo written all over it

 

9 hours ago, notsmokinjo said:

 

Don't know if you can be a redneck and live in California but my husband would LOVE that!

^^ It's a Bogan Genius example and Bogans are the Aussie suburban version of your rednecks, kinda... its hard to explain.

33 minutes ago, jillar said:

 

Don't know if you can be a redneck and live in California but my husband would LOVE that!

dont matter where you are, if your salad bowl says coolwhip you're a redneck

I had to google coolwhip ?

1 hour ago, notsmokinjo said:

I had to google coolwhip ?

Me too !!!!   Lol. 

12 hours ago, notsmokinjo said:

I had to google coolwhip ?

 

At least you didn't Google "creampie."  A guy I work with, his mother was looking for a cream pie recipe.  The space between the two words makes all the difference.

 

She didn't go looking for internet porn, but it found her.

If you think "loading the dishwasher" means getting your wife drunk.... You just might Be A Redneck  ?

1 hour ago, Boo said:

At least you didn't Google "creampie." 

 

Yes, I just googled that too.

Edited October 29, 20187 yr by notsmokinjo

21 minutes ago, notsmokinjo said:

 

Yes, I just googled that too.

Lol !!!!...Me Too...

38 minutes ago, notsmokinjo said:

 

Yes, I just googled that too.

 

11 minutes ago, Doreensfree said:

Lol !!!!...Me Too...

 

Now why doesn't that surprise me...…..  

You know your a redneck if you let your 15 year old daughter smoke at the meal table

in front of her kids.

G'day

Aussie Bush Etiquette is recognized throughout the civilized world but we all need to be reminded from time to time.
In General: 

1. Never take an open stubby to a job interview. 

2. Always identify people in your paddocks before shooting at them. 

3. It's tacky to take an Esky to church. 

4. If you have to vacuum the bed, it's time to change the sheets. 

5. Even if you're certain you're included in the will, it's rude to take your ute and trailer to the funeral. 

Eating Out: 

1. When decanting wine from the box, tilt the paper cup and pour slowly so as not to bruise the wine. 

2. If drinking directly from the bottle, hold it with only one hand. 

Entertaining at Home: 

1. A centrepiece for the table should never be anything prepared by a taxidermist. 

2. Don't allow the dog to eat at the table, no matter how good his manners. 

Personal Hygiene: 

1. While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this should be done in private, using one's OWN ute keys. 

2. Even if you live alone, deodorant isn't a waste of money. 

3. Extensive use of deodorant can only delay bathing by a few days. 

4. Dirt and grease under the fingernails is a no-no, it alters the taste of finger foods and if you are a woman it can draw attention away from your jewellery. 

Theatre/Cinema Etiquette: 

1. Crying babies should be taken to the lobby and picked up after the movie ends. 

2. Refrain from yelling abuse at characters on the screen. Tests have proven they can't hear you. 

Weddings: 

1. Livestock is a poor choice for a wedding gift. 

2. For the groom, at least, rent a tux. A tracksuit with a cummerbund and a clean football jumper can create a tacky appearance. 

3. Though uncomfortable, say "yes" to socks and shoes for the occasion. 

Driving Etiquette: 

1. Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles, even if your gun's loaded and the roo's in your rifle sight. 

2. When entering a roundabout, the vehicle with the largest roo bar doesn't always have the right of way. 

3. Never tow another car using panty hose and duct tape. 

4. When sending your wife down the road with a petrol can, it's impolite to ask her to bring back beer too.

Driving Etiquette:

 

5. When steeling the picnic table from a pubs beer garden don't use your hand to hold it too the roof, don't go through the pub's drive through and don't take the freeway at 100km/hr

Love the effort!  Is that flex-tape holding the bumper ? We've all seen the commercial. lol

Jillar will like this one  

 

 

Thought we could use some Bogan (Aussie rednecks) music....

 

 

 

Now these fellas are defo from Sydney cos no self respecting Aussie who's not from NSW would drink a Toohey's Can.... you can usually tell what state someone comes from by the beer they drink...