jillar
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Is that the vibe I'm emitting?
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So it can be in your eyes when you're driving to work Why do they say "I gotta pee like a race horse?"
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Do you think it escaped when I was picking up dog poop?
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2 is the lie then
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Jo's vegemite Who stole first base?
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Have you seen my sense of humor?
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3 is a lie because here O level would be kindergarten
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Yes, its called in-laws Is the word dictionary in the dictionary?
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To make it lighter to carry Can you really "catch" some rays?
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Is that not the dumbest commercial ever lol?
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It couldn't hurt could it?
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Isn't tango a dance?
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Doesn't Kippered snacks sound more appealing?
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If a kipper was a sardine wouldn't they call it a sardine?
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Yes really and they are fillets of herring in a tin can. Do you have them there?
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Oh quite the contrary, so you've never given them a try to cure your hangover?
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Have you tried Kippered snacks and Ritz crackers for a hangover?
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Does Michael need the cane?
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Hi Barbara, it's really good to see you How are you doing?
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And out came a can off cream corn I put in a cold
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And out comes my high school football team I put in a glass eye
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And out comes the wife of the cheating husband I put in one piece of my lovely smelling sock
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Because the inventor took too much acid Why should I keep talking to my plants when they won't talk to me?
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And out comes a cheating husband I put in an answering machine
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Can you send him to North Korea instead?
