Everything posted by notsmokinjo
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Random thoughts...
Yeah well you should try catching to that shit!!!
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Random thoughts...
I'm sure if you think really hard, or go stalker on my posts... you can work it our... your a clever enough I'm sure.
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The Drug Dealer!
Sorry but this thread has gone somewhere that means I am no longer comfortable contributing. Pretty sad.
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What are you doing right now
Me too :(
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Random thoughts...
@Whispers are you serious?... who is Pork Chop???? .....Everyone knows he brings home my bacon ....
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Random thoughts...
I'd volunteer to find out but... well... Pork Chop might not like it and then that spanking he keeps promising me might not be as fun as it should be.
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@Nancy yes you do... you get told you were mentioned in a post...its a nifty little trick @barry discovered,
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I wonder, if ya scratched behind @Whispers ear would he purr and drool or bite ya fricken hand off???
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PeaceTrain is 11 months Quit Today!!
Oh... and cos I need to do this..... You fricking ripper PT... one month to go would a great example. Thanks also for all the support you give to others across the board... you may not realise it but you make the journey easier for others. Have a ripper celebration mate. Before you know it those Lido Deck champers bottles will be poppin their corks left, right and frickin centre.
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Random thoughts...
You had to love our performance against the Braves though Johnny5 (is alive)... There, there poor diddums...
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Haiku Thursday
My kid once said that You can pick good growed ups They have the smile lines
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Kermit is 3 Months Smoke Free Today!!!!
Congratulations @Kermit on being 3 months smoke free.... You've fought the beast and hung on to join the 25%ers. Thats right Kermie your 1/4 of the way to the Lido Deck. Keep up ya great work.
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PeaceTrain is 11 months Quit Today!!
Congratulations @PeaceTrain on being 11 months smoke free! I bet can you smell the alcohol and suntan lotion of the Lido Deck you're so close now? I can confirm accommodations are being prepared. You should be so proud of all your efforts to come so far. Make sure you honour yourself and this day by celebrating and spoiling yourself.
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Pig Is On Holiday!
**News Flash***..... Reci has been found .. It seems his distress squeals were picked up by the Aussie navy and he was rescued from the island he'd washed up on by a passing tanker when he answered their calls... Unfortunately the tanker crew learnt of his value and were playing hardball... I put in a call to our mate Chris, and @Cbdave got on the blower with his navy mates... Before you could sa titwanker Reci was back at the resort getting a massage....
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Pig Is On Holiday!
Well I did put Rehctub klat ?? As much as I love you too Pork Chop I can't tell, its a secret
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Friday 20th April 2018
Hello my fellow Nopers...welcome to POETS day... Hope its cruisey and funski for one an all. Thinking of Roz an sending out this Nope for her: Topic of the day will be set in the northy morning.
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Game *The answer is a question*
and big red squeecky shoes too? well we must have great minds Jillar, don't you think?
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Game *The answer is a question*
um but if you were dressed like a clown wouldn't you expect me to laugh?
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**Game** Two Truths & A Lie Game
So Fluffy... you see purple too... whispers and jilly spent half the arvo convincing me its pink... if you... the queen of purple are saying its purple then its frickin purple.
- chicks or sticks
- chicks or sticks
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**Game** Two Truths & A Lie Game
whats on ya favourite t shirt?... if it is pink I bet its not Pearl Jam or Nirvana
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Game *The answer is a question*
Maybe not all at the same time, it might be a bit much don't ya think?
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**Game** Two Truths & A Lie Game
But are you sure their not brown... its cos real men wear pink isn't it... UMMMMMMMM............ 2. is the lie cos real men might wear pink but they don't wear boxers because (as my brother found out) you can't wear a box with boxers.