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Very rough doodles done during a phone conference....

But isn't that still edible?

I pick number one cos it's all you Northern buggers left me...but I was thinking 3.

^ not available done under....so here's some Aussie shit instead...

I reckon your customs would be tight arses and not let me send either don't you?

Freedom Force has pulled ahead by 1.... we have a firm leader early in the polls.... with two weeks to go who will it be.

I make TimTam & Milo Fudge... and the kid makes chocolate ripple n vegemite fudge but will your customs let me send you some?

Yes well everyone else calls Hungry Jacks Burger King...and the Scottish burger joint is Macca's.

Confession: Can't focus on my work because I'm trying to evaluate if the Rona will delay or accelerate my plan for Straya to take over the world....starting to realise I may have to restructure stages 1-4.....argh!!!

Oh no...they are all so sad I want them all the be lies.... Um.... Maybe 1 is the lie cos it's the most sucky.

Well my budget has us in surplus quiet significantly with no actual outlay...do you think I fudged the maths?

Ok... we have a winner.... 1. I did not have pet chickens, that was my little sisters... when I did year 12 biology and you had to take a chicken home for the imprinting project I wasn't allowed to do it... 13 years later and it was the kid sisters turn, she was not only allowed to but could bring home her friends ones after the experiment was finished (2 months) because they weren't allowed to keep them. Yes its still a sore point. Their names really were Nuggest, Roast and Kiev. 2. Yes I did... he died when a tiger snake bit him... but he was pretty awesome... more like a dog than a cat. Would walk me to the bus every morning and wait there when it was time to come home. 3. Yep... he was a vicious nasty little cvnt but I still missed him when he was gone. @reciprocity ... your up.

No... the people we conquer ... take over... um.... choose to joins us provide the funding willingly... would a plan for world domination work if it was dependent on some rich persons money?

Why would you worrry, don't you think that's a promising sign that our domination of the world will be well planned and funded?

Have you costed the finacial viability of your plan like I did? (Yes I got quotes from freight companies and everything)

Why do Americans call my country Aussie... I don't call their country the United States of American? (Aussie/Ozzie = Australian, Aus/Oz = Australia..... You can go an an Aussie holiday but you can't go on a holiday to Aussie)

Are you every going to tell us why you don't rate chocolate? (although I have heard yanky chocolate is pretty shit compared to the glorious stuff we get down here) I wanna change my question answer.... Why do you keep laughing at ya own jokes @jillar?

You don't rate chocolate?

But aren't there only 2 food groups, bacon & chocolate?

So for all the old farts holding off on having a vote I can tell you that as of today the tally stands at... The WoA ... 1 The QC ... 1 The FF ... 3 So we have an early leader..... I will keep you posted with the numbers.... if it gets tight some of those newbies who want something specific might want to campaign for some of the oldies to help you get it across the line.

I use my phone so I get diddly squat.

Nothing because they are both wrong...they are called runners! Does the sun still rise in the east and set in the West in the Northern Hemisphere?.. I know ya dunnies rub backwards.

Um...right....pet names... 1. I had 3 pet chickens named Roast, Kiev and Nuggets...because it was funny. 2. I had a cat named Moomba (a big community festival in Melbourne) because the colouring in his face looked l i me a letter M. 3. I had a cat named Frankie cos he had blue eyes.

@jillar.... I swear the questions were different earlier. Um....gunna say 2...for no logical reason other than work as far as I know you only consider there to be 1 type of beer and while I can see ya naming a pet Miller I don't see ya naming a pet Lite.