notsmokinjo

Have you tried to play in the cup? And don't blame the snow, Iceland made it.

wot, chuck a sheet in the freezer then chuck it over you as you lie down... thats not too much work is it?

Ranga .... (prn: Rang-ah) ... A red head... because their hair is the same colour as an Orangutan ... an we just shorten that to Ranga ... (other names for ranagas include, Blue, Bluey, ginge, gingers, ginga ninjas and blood nutters (but thats only for the blokes))

- 4 Normally I'm all about B + .... but in the cos it should always B negative!

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It doesn't but by the time it heats up your usually fast asleep... just enough to get to sleep does the trick. Have you tried freezing your knickers?

a nip was just a peck on the cheek/lips here not a propper snog, which (when I was akid) was gettin on, or pashing, or havin a get with. A nip was also a small drink or a shot, give us a nip. Packin it / Packin darkies - To be shit scared... to literally be so scared you shit ya pants... "Man last night I watch Freaks 1932 and I was so creeped out I was fair on packin it"

I have put my top sheet in the freezer all arvo and then pulled it out when I went to bed.. son't ya think it was heaven?

SWITCHEROO.....SWITCHEROO..... that's right boys and girls its time again for the Sundee Slang Fest.... lets see who says the wierdest thing this week... and we begin with an N Nipper ... a small child (That your nipper over there?) OR a junior life saviour (To be in the Nippers) ... I think it derived from ankle biter... cos to take a bite is to take a nip.... I never said we made sense but we know whats goin on... I'll proabably loose me straya card for given away all this translating. Its so much quicker to say "where's the nipper" than it does to say "where's the ankle biter"

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Well if you wet a teatowel so its damp but not drippin and then chuck it in the freezer for 10 mins or so and peg it to the front of the fan it will blow cold air on ya for at least 30mins... hows that for a hack?

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3:1 wouldn't you say? ..... ... France & Belgium both still in and they were faves from the start. Croatia next play England. So there is a 50/50 chance that country who has never won the cup could win it. Only 8 countries have ever won, of the 4 we have left thats England and France are in the club of 8. Hey if it was a France v England final where would Canadian loyalties fall? Just curious cos we don't really learn the whole Canadian history thing here in Aus. but there is the whole speaking french in Quebec thing (see ignorant). So I will be eating borek (just need to slightly tweak my turkish recipe) during the Croatia game...

^^ That's a you win cup not a thank you trophy!

@Sslip Sunday fight song.... may your hand be sticky, your line be true and your eye be in....

Oh did I mention there is a huge first year celebration on 1 August?? It's likely to be huge, you will need lots of rum... and maybe some purple lighting wouldn't go astray for the 1st of August... some unicorn balloons... but we are getting ahead of ourselves... I put the word out and some of my mob said they'd be happy to chip, in with clean up duties, speshly if you can offer them sunshine... its a bad winter here in Aus, We've never seen the snow so heavy...

We have a regular NOPEr with their Recliner party (2 year) on Tuesday 10th, then another on Wednesday... same description different person. Now you know my rule... I'll do the chicks bathrooms but the sticks is all on you..... maybe one of the other blokes will step up? Oh I best just list it... 10th ... 2yr 11th ... 2yr 13th ... 6yr .... and its for a memeber of management so we best make sure it frickin shines. 14th ... 3yr Then you can take a break... 24th .... 4yr Break... cos we have a double celebration.... 31st .... WELCOME TO THE LIDO DECK... first year shinding & a 2 year for a regular in the CoS.

Bangor, Maine ... but I think its a royal discount. I grew up with metric... so how much would half a pound of tuppeny rice cost?

Greetings fellow NOPErs. Hope you are all enjoying your Sundays. So after checking the three calenders todays festivities will again be from the American Calendar of Days... today, July 8 is Math 2.0 Day, celebrating the correlation between maths, technology and our everyday lives... so lets take this day to look at our Quit Math... since I quit on 28 November 2017: It has been 7 months, 9 days & 11 hours since I took a puff and smoked - Quit Maths, yep = NOPE I have saved $5,321.02 (Australia, the most expensive country in the world to smoke, with taxes of 160% with half yearly increases) - Quit Maths, yep = NOPE I have not smoked, 5,987 ciggies - Quit Maths, yep = NOPE Because smoking will kill you and just doesn't add up I say NOPE ... cos the math tells the tale. Topic of the Day: Sundee Slang Spectacular.

^^ I have the post workout massage covered:

Chuck some lavender, eucalyptus and thyme into your epsom salt bath.. bergamont too if you have it.

You can get powder or liquid but the original powder one is best... its basically bath salts and herbs but it is brilliant. For lineament, go with Tiger Balm or if you have a Chinese Grocers near you ask for a bottle of red oil, green oil is ok but red is best.... amazing muscle recovery. You will stink but it is so worth it. By the radox bath, unbelievable.

UM... seriously they are the options??.... well, let me see of those two wait for it to tear itself....(but really I moddy coddle and protect the shit out of it and usually, if I'm really careful, I can get it to the stage where it is vertually heeled below the skin and its just the dead skin coming off... so much less painful. Bruise: Let it come out in its own good time or use a cream to speed it up.

Thanks Chris... hope all is still well with your battle. Very, very brief thought and then straight away after... (one of the voices in the head) are you insane, you can control if you smoke or not, only you control that not anyone else, not a doctor, or a blood test, or a reading on a monitor... you control that, its the one thing you do control and you want to give that up, for what 30 seconds of aah and that's it... that one first drag, don't be a dickhead.