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Thanks C .... on more levels than you realise I needed to see something like this today.

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5 ... you voted yet Reci??? Gee-ski has cos he's a damn fine egg. (jo-splainin .... an egg is a good thing if I don't put the ef word in front of it... K??)

Grub... its another multi meaning from the land of the bouncing kangaroo..... 1. Food/a meal: as in "Do ya want some grub?" ... "Are you hungry, would you like some food" .... "What grub ya got?" ..... "what have you got to eat?" 2. A low level insult for someone who is dirty or mingy or unclean... "You got sauce all down the front ovya shirt ya grub" .... "You have spilt your sauce on the front of your shirt you dirty, untidy person" 3. A higher end political insult... usually leveled by the left side to indicate the right is more interested 'money grubbing' ... or making money, at the detriment to the lower levels of society in favour of the richer members... or its used by memebers of the right to hide the fact they called someone on the left a cvnt during parliament.... Here is an actual example from Australian parliament... Julia Gillard (then shadow health minister and future PM) interrupting Tony Abbott (the Health Minister and also future PM)... Julia: "I move that that sniveling grub over there be not further heard'' The Speaker of the House instructed her to appologise and unconditionally backdown Julia: "If I have offended grubs, I withdraw unconditionally'' The Speaker banned her from parliament for 24 hours.

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^^ The best 10%

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3.. i fell asleep about 7am.... and now I'm awake again... have to go get a blood test soon but all good.

3 morning Gee-ski... hows ya sundee been? ?

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^^ Here a dingy is a little tin boat with an outboard motor. I always end up with the flippin E..... Earna - earn-are - Usually refers to a racehorse or a greyhound... means they are good quality and will earn you money...."Gee that Black Caviar is a frickin earner and a half" = "Black Caviar is a very profitable racehorse" By adding ana half ... it means not only will it earn its keep but it will earn its keep and then some... so its a real earner.

Oh yay another slappin... woohoo... well done... bra-fvckin-oh... naughty naughty

So Jillar.... next year just make your own card... on the front write "This year for our anniversary I thought I'd give you a blow job" ... then on the inside sticky tape a balloon. That is golden...

Well my lovely NOPErs welcome to another wonderful work week. Down here in the wonderful land of Aus we have an extra day for our weekend cos its the Queen's birthday, well I'm not sure if its really her birthday but every 2nd weekend in June we pretend it is and have a long weekend... cos the old duck has to be good for something. Much more importantly, this week is International Men's Health Week... why do they get a week you may ask, cos they are men and they are too busy being all butch and macho to pay attention to their bodies warning signs. Prostrate cancer is not the worse cancer to get but because so many blokes are to 'manly' to get a test they don't pick it up until its too late. So go get checked... best case cenario there's nothing wrong and you find something new you enjoy.... worse case senario you have a fighting chance. You all give a shit about yourselves or you wouldn't be here... so go get a physical, get a blood work up done, check yourself for lumps, and for god sake if you feel down and stressed and anxious or depressed talk to someone... a real man will say "hey somethings not right" or "I'm feeling pretty shit" cos that takes more balls than pretending there's nothing wrong and not getting help. Now.. surprisingly not all blokes know how to check their balls for the signs of testicular cancer... shocked me to learn this... so i got an expert in to explain for you.... So to sitting back and watching me mates suffer cos they are too pig headed to look out for themselves AND for lungs full of smoke and tar I say NOPE Topic of the Day: Cover Songs

shit girl you get less for murder. That's awesome though... well done on the long haul.

weeeellll .... remember my pizza confession.... nah just kidding, who doesn't love bugs?

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Yep I did @Sslip with a whole albert hall full of flag wavers. Do you know who owns the rights to Jerusalem???

happy anniversary @jillar are you doing anything other than a card swap?

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Best vintage ever wasn't it? seriously... you don't like bugs bunny doing figgaro?

depends on the opera... and if its just a song ya have to listen to or the whole thing... some arias are ok don't ya think?

trad jazz is good... but some of the more experimental stuff... well its jazz math... I understand. Jillar I think French math is the same as english math they just say things different. Am i right slippy doo dah?